Pissing All By Yourself Handsome

I love this post with all my heart

All right, I was forced to start up a tumblr just to post this thing. So, I watched the first five seasons of Supernatural while doing field research on the birds of northern Alaska, and when Castiel spread his wings for the first time my first thought was “Oh look, that angel’s in molt”.

For the whole rest of season 4 I kept thinking of him as “the molting angel.” I kept wondering what on earth had happened to him in Hell that left his wings so messed up, such that he had to do an out-of-season molt with both alulas broken. And I kept wondering whether his new feathers had come in all right! 

But mostly I became convinced that Castiel must have suffered some real injuries while rescuing Dean from Hell. Castiel never mentioned anything about this… but I like to think that there’s a pretty dramatic story there that he has never told.

(edit: anyone who likes science-y headcanon about Castiel’s wings, also feel free to check out my Supernatural fics Flight, sequel to Forgotten; or the wing chapter in A Room Of One’s Own. I think I went way overboard figuring out how angel flight could really work…)

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I'm disappointed I'm myself I got this info from a destiel meme

I feel like this is important

Misha's bracelet says 'pro yapper' lol

PLEASE I can perfectly picture the archangels playing among us

Silly gamernatural headcanons at 4am

Sam often interrupts Gabriel livestreams to bring him food

Chuck once collabed with the archangels in a Overwatch match and managed to piss off a player by saying "Good game, bless you"

Michael gets called schizo by his chat because he is using Adam as his vessel

Jack is a Vtuber

Benny has two separate channels for clips and VODS, one dedicated for Sam and other for Dean

Chuck plays Plague Inc he also does tierlists of confessions of his subscribers

Amara plays geo guesser

Raphael played Disco Elysium once

Charlie played Welcome to the Game 1 and 2

John played Until Dawn he didn't give a shit about the other characters but Sam, if i messed up i would do the same tbh

Sam played Life is Strange

Rowena plays Fantasy RPGs

The Archangels played Among Us

Dean plays buckshot roulette

Jack played Doors with Sam before

Castiel plays Minecraft

Team Free Will 2.0 played Uno

The Archangels played Cards Against Humanity with Chuck and Amara

Jack cried at Final Lesson

Jack played the Stanley Parable

Sam played Danganronpa V3

John played Clanned and got...yeah

Dean played the Walking Dead Games

Claire played The Last of Us

Sam played DDLC and hated that Sayori didn't get a route, so he played with mods.

Charlie played Cyberpunk

Henry played Mario Kart with John

Adam played Surgeon Simulator (VR)

The Winchester Family plays Just Dance

Bobby played dress to impress

destiel divorce

@justaboymadeofhoneyandglass

I did 1D (MD) 🕺🕺🕺

also the font is kinda crappy because I didn't know there already was a font that existed for this so I did it by hand 💔💔

this is why nobody should've let us have the Internet. I could've done something more productive

honestly I wouldn't have

at least I had fun doing the logos

help am I the only one that tears up looking at cas' face because he's so dAMN ADORABLE?????.

LIKE LOOK AT MISHA???? PLEASE TELL ME I DONT SOUND INSANE ????? HE IS ADORABLE??,,??

when he comes on screen I literally start sobbing for no reason?????,??!,?? someone help me find a therapy for this pls 😭😭

SOMEONE DO THIS SOMEONE DO THIS PLEASDEEHHB

Fic idea

Dean goes to crash Sam's wedding because he found something shitty about Sam's fiance and is trying to save his baby brother

But he crashes the wrong wedding

"Don't do it! She's not who you want!" Dean yells the second he kicks open the Chappelle doors

Castiel doesn't wanna marry so and so, has been trying to get out of this arraigned bullshit for years

Sees a crazy dude crash his wedding and literally jumps at the opportunity. Doesn't think, just looks at his dad all "He's right father. She's not. I'm gay for that man!" Really awkwardly then runs to Dean, puts all his faith into this and jumps into his arms

Dean has no fucking idea what he just did, but the guards are behind him and now the groom in his arms is going "Run! Run! Run!"

And now Dean is running to his Impala, stuffing Castiel in it, and speeding away with him because fuck his life

And now Castiel is stuck in a road trip to save this random guy's brother from a sham marriage

misha crashing out