The Emperor’s New Groove Starters Pt. 1
The Emperor’s New Groove starters pt. 1
“Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?”
“Well, you’ll never believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a human being!”
“I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason.”
“Ok, this is the real me.”
“This perfect world begins and ends with me.”
“It is time for you to choose your bride.”
“Let me guess, you have a great personality.”
“The emperor had me thrown out a window.”
“You really should have thought of that before you became a peasant!”
“The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?”
“Whoa! No touchy! No touch!”
“I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire.”
“I’m here because I received a summons.”
“Word on the street is you can fix my problem.”
“When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sing.”
“Isn’t it great? It’s my birthday gift to me!”
“I give the word, and your town will be destroyed.”
“Pull the lever, ___.”
“WRONG LEVER!”
“Why do we even have that lever?”
“___, put your hands in the air!”
“I’ll smash it with a hammer.”
“Oh, right. The poison–The poison for ___. The poison chosen specifically to kill ___. ___’s poison.”
“I am one hungry king of the world.”
“Hey, did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.”
“This isn’t poison. This is extract of llama!”
“All your poisons look alike. You might want to think about re-labeling some of them.”
“Well I suppose there’s time for dessert.”
“Still think I’m not the victim here?”
“I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.”
“Don’t listen to that guy, he’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”
“You’re sort of confusing me, so begone.”
“Um, what’s with the chimp and the bug?”
“Can we get back to me?”
“What am I gonna tell the village?”
“Hope that doesn’t come back to haunt me.”
“I ate a bug today!”
“Um, I’m the one in the cart, remember?”
“AAH! DEMON LLAMA!”
“You’re that whiny peasant.”
“What do you mean I don’t look like the emperor?”
“My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!”
“You’re the criminal mastermind, not me.”
“That’s giving you way too much credit.”
“Build your summer home somewhere else.”
“I don’t make deals with peasants!”
“Ooh, it’s a scary tree.”
“I’m born with an innate sense of direction.”
“Ok, that was the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.”
“Don’t worry your highness, I’ve got you! You’re safe now.”
“Maybe I’m just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn’t you say?”
“Don’t tell me, we’re about to go over a huge waterfall.”
“For the last time, it was not a kiss.”
“Some day you’re going to end up all alone, and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.”
“Are you going to build a fire or what?”
“Well, he ain’t getting any deader!”
“You know that means you’re doing something nice for someone else.”
“Don’t shake unless you mean it.”
“Believe it or not, I think I need a bath.”
“I was going to have you imprisoned for life, but I kind of like this better.”
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“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”
“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”
“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”
“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”
“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”
“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”
“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”
“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”
“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”
“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”
“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”
“i fucked up, why do you not care?”
“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”
“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”
“i have no idea how to do cpr.”
“whose blood is that?”
“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”
“don’t you dare fucking let go!”
“what the hell happened to you?”
“are they dead? did you kill them?”
“do you know what you’ve done?”
“you’re either with me or against me.”
“who the hell did this to you?”
“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…”
“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?”
“when was the last time you ate?”
“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!”
“i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.”
“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“
“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.”
“are you… throwing up in there?”
“why aren’t you eating?”
“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.”
“i can’t breathe, i can’t –”
“i woke up, & you were gone.”
“just tell me something, was it really worth it?”
“it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”
“STAND STILL, STAY SILENT” STARTER MEME.
❛ what’s with the hostility? ❜
❛ there’s literally nothing worth seeing or experiencing outside. ❜
❛ you just had to show up, didn’t you? ❜
❛ i don’t want you to be all alone. ❜
❛ it’s for your own protection. ❜
❛ i wish i could understand what is happening right now. ❜
❛ …do you need to talk? ❜
❛ i don’t care. you can leave now. ❜
❛ i want to sleep forever. ❜
❛ but…you have to keep going. you promised me you would. ❜
❛ sorry, sorry! i’ve crossed a line, i’ll back off. ❜
❛ thank you —— for trying to help. and not leaving me behind. ❜
❛ i swear i’m not like that anymore. ❜
❛ it’s not an insult, just a statement. ❜
❛ i misread the situation. ❜
❛ i wish…we had gone home already. ❜
❛ you were supposed to go to bed, you know. ❜
❛ don’t be afraid! ❜
❛ it’s been awhile, huh? ❜
❛ i missed you too. ❜
❛ do something about your hair, it’s a disgrace of a mess. ❜
❛ you have done a good job. ❜
❛ did you wake up in a bad mood? ❜
❛ don’t go anywhere without me —— …please? ❜
❛ _____…focus on me. ❜
❛ we’ll see each other again some day. ❜
❛ don’t be sad. ❜
❛ i’m sorry. ❜
❛ you can’t leave me like this! ❜
❛ uhh, could you slow down? i’m not catching a word. ❜
❛ you don’t understand anything. ❜
❛ no matter what, we’ll at least be friends. ❜
❛ don’t touch that! ❜
❛ i’ll leave you behind if you are a risk. ❜
❛ do you want something? ❜
❛ could you leave, or… ❜
❛ can we both agree to not investigate what the source of that was? ❜
❛ i’m tired. so very tired. ❜
❛ come on, now. be truthful. ❜
❛ i am not here for your salvation. ❜
❛ the world will be made to suffer with me. ❜
❛ sometimes you young people give me migraines. ❜
❛ it’s not acceptable to give up and die without trying. ❜
❛ why…why aren’t you freaking out? ❜
❛ unbelievable. attention span like a pigeon. ❜
❛ how can you just sit in here doing nothing and not go insane?! ❜
❛ you can’t help me. ❜
❛ you’re such a…piss head! i hate you! ❜
❛ …i can’t be alone… ❜
❛ i saw something move over there! ❜
i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i’m sorry. I AM SO FUCKING SORRY. it should have been me. i know it should have been me.
“—Sold.”
“Freeze!”
“You beast, you!”
“Your reputation SUCKS.”
“Is it worth a beer to you?”
“Excuse the hell out of me.”
“I can kill 20 men in 6 minutes.”
“Veggie burger! Veggie burger!”
“You pay, I may. That’s the rule!”
“Great, kids, Mr. Muscle Head.“
“Even paranoids have real enemies!”
“It’s like taking nose candy from a baby.”
“That’s a woman in a miniskirt, not a kid.”
“I don’t believe you for a New York-minute.”
“Listen, Mallet Head! I’m trying to help here!”
“What are they gonna do, cast a spell on me?”
“If Miami hasn’t got it, they haven’t invented it yet.”
“I get these occasional urges for stability in my life.”
“[name]. Living proof that man did evolve from slime.”
“Yeah, no professional pride. Just aim… and splatter.”
“Hell, we’re just women! We make bad choices, okay?”
“I couldn’t let you handle all that bad karma by yourself.”
“You wanna kill yourself, you go suck a tailpipe, [name].”
“Damn, [name], you always bring me to the nicest joints.”
“Listen, maybe it’s not your plant. Maybe it’s your hygiene.”
“My mind must have wandered… Down your eastern seaboard.”
“You know what they say about architecture – it’s like frozen music.”
“Eww! You’re all slimy, man. What, do you got a hormone problem?”
“What you’re doin’ in those photographs isn’t ordinary anywhere, pal.”
“You know the first thing I thought was, If he’s gone, who gets the car?”
“Cat-astrophe, Cat-atonic, Cat-scan. Any kind of cat you got, I’m up for it!”
“It’s where I learn to speak English so good, man – the golden age of TV.”
“I think you’re a bad dream, baby. I just wanna wake up and find you gone.”
“Hell, [name], a baby carriage alone will put you back a week’s take-home.”
“You can be a real pain in the butt sometimes. But I like you… I like you a lot.”
“I’m puttin’ together a whole new group of people. Men that take life seriously.”
“I love this place, man! Pretty people, first-class restrooms, selective door policy!”
“Before you go out there and do your John Wayne, just remember that you owe me.”
“Well, at least they caught my good side, my chivalrous side – if a bit Neanderthal.”
“I’ve always tried to do what’s right; that’s the code I live by. Do you understand that?”
“101 Dalmatians ain’t just a cartoon, any more than Blue Suede Shoes is just a song.”
“Did you ever think that, [name]? That there’s a bullet somewhere… with your name on it?”
“This speed metal crap is just warmed-over Hendrix riffs, played twice as fast and half as well!”
“I need a place to kick back, where the forces of evil can’t reach me, while I make my plans, so… ”
“The slightest barometric altercation in the atmospheric pressures tend to affect my paranasal digestive systems.”
Shamed and defaced! Scathed and disgraced! Tainted by hatred and can’t be erased!
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