May Your Trunk Support You When Your Legs Fall Off

am i really happy or have i just been conforming?

It flopped on twitter 😞

you fucking coprolite

'It takes a lifetime to build and, exactly 10secs to break. '

'Huh? Are you talking about trust? '

'Oh no, my dear fellow, I was talking about the building you are in. '

*Hangs up the call before switching on the bomb and later proceeds to laugh maniacally*

My friend sent me a picture and said 'me when period cramps'

Honestly, very relatable.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

my palate is as numb as my heart

listening to music isn’t enough anymore i need to eat it

but doesn’t it sound so peaceful to let the grass grow around your body while you sit and breathe? what i’d give for fresh air and a chance to lay down i’d rather the bugs and the dirt take my life than any human being

You know you'll die to understand their side of the story when they look like this

“I want a relationship where people know of us but nothing about us.”

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