Stupid Unity Fucking Every Villain's Plan

“I feel like shit man. "

“Obviously, you should! You just wiped your nose on your pants! "

yes☝🏻

i can't even make a straight line while using a ruler stop expecting things from me

Nowadays goals aren't someone to become but someone to do

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

We welcome you to hellven

By Astor Alexander

daily wisdom: never fail to get your childhood trauma 'cause remember traumatic children produce hot adults

... and I'll only choose the violin as it dignified my lust over you

Pffft

So, when I had first read the works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle- The Sign of Four, etc I wasn't much into the idea of Johnlock. But now that I am, I can only see JOHNLOCK in that previously ‘..cold, and unemotional manner.. '

This needs to be read, cried upon and then... some more crying

I've read so much fanfiction that I'm not entirely sure what's canonical fact and what is just widely accepted among the fanbase.