"Double Edge" Is A Legendary Unique Sword That Is Available For A Handful Of Copper. It Is The Sharpest

"Double Edge" Is a legendary unique sword that is available for a handful of copper. It is the sharpest and strongest weapon in existence. It also talks, and roasts the living hell out of its owner constantly, pulling no punches. Write a story of one of its many, many owners.

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10 months ago
Black and white comic organized with 4 rectangle panels per page. They are oriented like portraits. Drawings are simple and digital.
Text: People love a lot of things I don't understand until they explain
Background is black at the top of the page and fade's to white halfway down.
Panel 1: Person without any features except dot eyes has a frustrated wrinkle between their eyes. They are at a desk writing on a piece of hole punched paper. They have a thought bubble that says, "Writing essays was boring to me in high school"
Panel 2: The panel is a piece of hole punched paper with indistinct writing on it. In the bottom right corner someone has graded it with a B. The B has a circle around it.
Panel 3: Close-up of a column of youtube thumbnails. The one in the middle has a picture of a woman and a man's face. Though they have minimal features, the woman has a ponytail and bangs and the man has a band-aid on his nose and a scruffy beard. The line-art of them is in red.
Text in the top thumbnail: But now I re-watch video essays about movies I've never watched
Panel 3: The person with dot eyes now sits in front of a computer and keyboard. They have a cowboy hat on and their mouth is slightly open in a frown as a tear falls from one eye.
Text: all made with love and care
Same panel format
Text: Math was confusing and anxiety-inducing
Panel 1: An adult with no features but an open mouth stands in front of a blackboard holding a long stick. They have 3 radiating lines coming from them indicating speech. The silhouette of a kid sitting at a desk is in the foreground, watching.
Panel 2: The kid sitting at the desk is now facing forward so you can see them with the wrinkle between their eyes as they complete a scantron test. They have a pencil in one hand and are touching their cheek with stress in the other. A thought bubble emerges from them with a bunch of numbers, mathematical signs, letters, and question marks.
Panel 3: A close-up of a hand holding a phone where a video plays. The video is of a man with no hair sitting on a chair talking. A red speech bubble emerges from them in the shape of a book titled "HUMBLE PI" The author is "MATT PARKER"
Text: But listening to interviews about books people wrote makes me think
Panel 4: The person wearing the cowboy hat is looking down with a shocked open mouth. They have earbuds in and a speech bubble that says, "Oh."
Text: "Of course there's beauty there."
4 panel format is broken. The 4 panels can be seen drifting vaguely to the bottom right, getting skewed horizontally along the way. The 4rth panel in the bottom right is obscured completely.
Drawings in red line art of various objects fall to the bottom right of the page, increasing in number. There is a large tree, a kendama, an angler fish, playing cards, marbles, a toy car... etc
Text: Of all the worries I have, I don't think being unlovable is one of them
Red objects emerge from the top left corner and fall towards the bottom right, decreasing in number and size. There is a bicycle, a hurdy gurdy, a world map, nail polish... etc, ending in the person with the cowboy hat, now smiling and drawn in red line art.
They are partially inside the fourth panel, which is positioned upright in the same spot as when the panels were organized.
Text: I'm not so unique as to be an exception in a world of lovable things
Watermark intersecting the bottom cent er of the panel border: @yeehawpim

The videos referenced are the video essay about Blade Runner 2049 by @ladyknightthebrave and an interview between Adam Savage and Matt Parker about his book "Humble Pi: When Math Goes Wrong in the Real World"

go give them a watch they're super cool!

8 months ago

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

A Post-Season 3 Recommendation List

So you're all caught up with Where the Stars Fell, and somehow, by some miracle, your to-listen list is not a mile long. Be not afraid! While you wait for news of season 4, here's a curated list of other incredible fiction podcasts to give a try (and don't forget some of the amazing shows we've crossed over with like @ameliapodcast, Forgive Me!, and more):

For... - bisexual disasters - sharp, snarky dialogue - personal growth whether you want to or not, buddy

Small Victories @wgc-productions

A recently recovered drug addict tries to start her new lease on life; too bad life has it out for her. This dramatic comedy follows Marisol through the ups and downs of a week in her life.

For... - deeply damaged women falling in love - enemies to... well, you'll see - You Can Never Go Back To Who You Once Where And Thank God For That

The Pasithea Powder @pasitheapowder

On a faraway world, Captain Sophie Green is recovering from a war that ripped her planet apart and left her personal relationships for dead. Among the many atrocities committed on both sides was the invention of Pasithea Powder, a drug with memory altering properties. Thankfully, the drug has been eradicated and only a handful of scientists—now political prisoners—know how to recreate it. When Sophie sees one of those scientists walking free, she has no choice but to turn to an estranged friend for help.

For... - a Filipina lead (you can never have too many) - nontraditional supernatural fantasy - a quirky and well-developed supporting ensemble

Hi Nay @hinaypod

Hi Nay, literally translated to “Hi Mom”, is a supernatural horror fictional podcast about Filipina immigrant Mari Datuin, whose babaylan (shaman) family background accidentally gets her involved in stopping dangerous supernatural events in Toronto.

For... - intricate, naturalistic world-building - guy who wants to clock out so fucking badly but can't because Plot - slow-burn mystery with a crazy twist

The Night Post @thenightpost

In Gilt City, conscripted couriers are both respected and shunned. They inhabit the borderlands between a growing industrial society and the untamed, arcane frontier that surrounds it. The Night Post is a weekly supernatural audio drama about survival, tradition, and the vast unknown.

For... - one country girl making do who loves her truck and brain dumping into an analogue audio device - ambiguous situationships - american gothic and the apocalypse

Breaker Whiskey @breakerwhiskey

In 1968, two women find themselves in rural Pennsylvania during what turns out to be some kind of apocalyptic event. By the time they discover that everyone else is gone, it’s too late to figure out what happened. Despite not liking each other at all, the women work together to survive, until six years later one of them sets out on her own, driving around the country to find other survivors. This is her, calling out to anyone who might listen.

Okay but like you don't get it. Unless you really do.

Issac wanting to believe in romance. Issac reading romance books nonstop. Issac not knowing how he feels toward James. Issac feeling out at parties cuz everyone is making out. Issac hurt eyes when everyone runs down the hallway with their partner and the way his eyes shine when Tara looks after him. Issac's voice when he asks James if he has a crush on him. Issac running away when James kissed him. Issac's one tear right after that. Issac losing it with his friends cuz everyone has romantic expectations about him. Issac admiring the aroace piece and connecting with it without knowing what it means. Issac holding that book against his chest as if his life depended on it.

Just. You don't get it. Unless you really do.

6 months ago

y'all ever reach the end of google

2 years ago

The night gardener once asked me if I knew how citrus trees died: when they reach old age, if they are not cut down and they manage to survive drought, disease and innumerable attacks of pests, fungi and plagues, they succumb from overabundance. When they come to the end of their life cycle, they put out a final, massive crop of lemons. In their last spring their flowers bud and blossom in enormous bunches and fill the air with a smell so sweet that it stings your nostrils from two blocks away; then their fruits ripen all at once, whole limbs break off due to their excessive weight, and after a few weeks the ground is covered with rotting lemons. It is a strange sight, he said, to see such exuberance before death.

When We Cease to Understand the World, Benjamín Labatut

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

9 months ago

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

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