He Needs Enrichment

Yuu: So what's it like being one of the only non-crazy people here?

Silver: I have a feeling that will change very soon.

You. You get it.

I say I ship Ahavili, and I do, but when I say this I mean it specifically in the sense that I don't think their relationship was necessarily romantic nor was it platonic but rather a secret third thing entirely incomprehensible by human mind requiring the specific level of devotion to another being required to literally BREAK THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE in order to mourn them

But also in human terms they were married

Unfortunately I DO think there's something inherently romantic about literally turning yourself into someone else's heartbeat

Every time I ask myself "How many fandoms am I going to put this same duo in?" the number is higher

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

who called him UGLY? your baby Malleus is beautiful and I love him so very much. He is just a little guy! A single brain cell bounces around in his little head and when it hits a corner he has one (1) single thought!

lilia agrees he is a dapper little lad.

Diasomnia is absent from the replies because they're with Lilia trying to figure out what went wrong

me: sleep?

brain: no.

me: so what, laying here thinking about life? Thinking about something constructive maybe?

brain: lmao. nope.

me: okay then what. What's the third option.

brain:

RA-RA-RASPUTIN, RAISIN-POWERED FUCK MACHINE