I'm About To Hold A Snake Lol

Simep

yes i’m a S.I.M.P

SO PLEASE HURRY LEAVE ME

I CANT BREATH

ME

PLEASE DONT SAY YOU LOVE

genuine question: where do people get pears??? i literally have never seen one in person. as a kid i thought they were made up for animal crossing, like persimmons

i dont know how to tell you this but persimmons are also real

The wii waiting song

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Beat our guest with 114k likes on YouTube:

https://youtube.com/shorts/L5CtbJ7n9mI?feature=share

1.2k comments

Felt like the song parody writing genius should see

If ya didn't know before

"This was written with whimsically violent intentions. A rare treat" <- that's my favorite of the comments lol

Congratulations on breaching containment

Thanks for showing me this!

Let's all be in a TV show!!!

> Do this quiz

> do this picrew (Based on urself + quiz answers)

> tag ppl

> profit.

Tags (/nf ofc):

@mxlilly @circus-of-horror @yourleastfavoriteguyinthechair @microsoupmouse @the-firefly-jar-system @punkrockinchair @theplushiesystem @coded-pup @florasolarsystem + ANYONE else who wants to join

how to grow the fuck up

🧑‍🦲💅

IM BALD!!!!!!!!!

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

More Canadas!!!!!

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’