Christmas Is Fun Because Life Is Normal But Now I Have The Added Stress Of Buying Presents I’m Not

Me: *picking up an old book because I feel obliged to read the classics*

Old book: Have some R A C I S M

Me: hold on-

Old book: How bout some ye olde S E X I S M

Me: what no-

Old book: Sprinkle in some hOmOpHoBiA

*Puts down old book*

This is late but Happy Ides of March everyone!

M*A*S*H

My parents told me to go and watch this, so I was initially very very skeptical, because they told me Crocodile Dundee was gonna be good and that is a whole separate disaster.

But it's...so good.

Most of the jokes have aged so well and it is eerily clever how quickly it can transition from laugh out loud funny to bawling my eyes out sad.

I love all the characters so much (Except Frank. Hello Frank) And it was made in the 70s. But there are still elements of it that are progressive today, and the themes and ideas about war are pretty timeless.

None of my friends are watching it, and the MASH community on Tumblr is frighteningly small. I'm really hoping someone wants to yell about it with me.

To counteract my previous repost of a vaguely anti tony post. Tony Stark you're still great!

i am iron man

The other day I met a guy and his opening line was "So, what do you think of Andrew Tate?" and without pausing to even let me speak, he ploughed on forward with "Because I reckon I agree with him about 20%."

My response was "Just to warn you, you sound like a little like a douche." And he gets REAL mad.

The feeling when you lose an argument because you were so shocked you couldn't sound coherent and you spend the next 10 years thinking about that. This was not that.

"Hitler supported free health care and in the 40s was going around telling everyone to stop smoking. Do you support Hitler 20%?"

Oh my lord.

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

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why are people still simping for kylo ren when he looks like someone chucked a dark-sider in warm water to de-thaw and left him there too long

This made me laugh with absolutely squat context.

dogs are the best guys i mean no one else in my life is that excited to see me when i come home.

actually no one in my life is that excited at all.

Doesn't this just feel exactly like something Charles would do.

"OH MY GOD JAKE there were these girls and they were SO COOL!" "Did I tell you about the time we used our mouths to-" "Charles we know." "One of them slapped me and I think I died and went to heaven."