i just need to know like. why and what is the reason and wherefore are we just deciding to kill off perfectly fine and capable and young middle aged characters with their entire fucking half a life ahead of them when they FINALLY step back from the life that should have killed them but didn’t like WHY CAN’T THEY JUST RETIRE AND TAKE THEIR KIDS FISHING AND HAVE BIRTHDAY PARTIES AND A WIFEHUSBAND TO KISS IN THE MORNING AND MAYBE SOME PIE FOR SUPPER ONCE IN AWHILE ITS NOT THAT DEEP
OKAY so here are some liam-related thoughts after finishing the teen wolf movie:
- he had like three lines. im not even exaggerating like it truly felt like it was only three lines.
- i wasn't mad at the fact that him and hikari were a thing? like obviously im a ride or die thiam enthusiast but like the only thing that actually bothered me was the lack of EXPLAINING on the script. how did liam get to japan? how did he befriend this girl who turns out to be a kitsune?
- we get NO scenes of liam when scott is being shot by three arrows. scott, HIS ALPHA, who his presumably dying. this pissed me off so much because we know liam is HIS beta, we would suppose they have a really strong connection (which they DO), but there's no shot showcasing that in one of the most important times of the movie. what the fuck.
- THE FUCKING SCENE WITH SCOTT, DEREK AND ELI. like i get it, you couldn't have more than one beta and eli is very important to the plot of the movie (kinda?) but you are actually leaving him out of this. out of the fight. when he's the only werewolf not doing shit.
- honestly they just should've stuck to the queer baiting with this one. like honestly.
I need to know what kind of blackmail Jeff Davis has on Ian Bohen to make him get down on all fours and SNIFF THE GROUND IN THE YEAR 2023
Dylan and Arden sitting back drinking wine, unscathed from this dumpster fire like:
love that the coach is still an absolute mad man. only knows the names of like six of his students and they all graduated 15 years ago. doesn’t recognize derek hale unless he’s wearing all black and stalking said students by the bleachers. let’s 32 year old scott mccall play in the lacrosse game. may or may not remember that scott is a werewolf. just an absolute gem, rock on cupcake
I don't care if it made it boring, Maeve not dying was the best decision. Having a bisexual woman (who's a main character) survive and is now going to go live with her girlfriend happily is the best outcome. No bury your gays here.
i’m not gonna lie liam somehow acquiring the nogitsune jar thing that isaac literally took with him when he moved to france and deciding to keep it on a spice shelf in his ramen shop of all places is a hilarious way to open your movie
Sheriff Stilinski said Derek had complicated feelings about the Jeep. That he took it and kept working on it, put it back together piece by piece... why!? Jeff Davis you absolute shit. Give us Eli with no explanation, no mother, a weird fixation with the Jeep that his father ALSO had a weird fixation with (and complicate feelings about!?), a total Grandpa vibe from Noah... and he didn't want us saying he is Stiles's kid!? Really???