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incorrect quotes of random ships from background pjo characters bc I have no life

Sherman: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Miranda: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Sherman: That one. I want that one.

Ellis: Two brooooos! Cecil: Chillin' in a hot tub! Ellis: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Cecil: Ellis: Cecil: tearing up Ellis: Babe, c'mon… Cecil: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Ellis: Babe…

Valentina: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Austin: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Drew: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Nyssa: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to go to the forges. Drew: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Travis: I’m in love with you. Katie: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Travis: I know. Katie: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Mitchell: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Connor: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

EXTRA

Lou Ellen: Too many songs about love. Not nearly enough songs about magic fights.

At Jily's wedding:

Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Evan: LILY.

*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*

Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!

Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.

Perciver where percy and oliver are podcast presenters on a show where people ask them for relationship (romantic, non romantic or sexual) advice. They are best friends and their listeners marvel at how different they are with oliver being a retired quidditch player and percy a ministry worker.

They are very adamant about being just friends. But one day Percy is checking their tag on tiktok and finds a compilation named “times oliver looked at Percy lovingly” and falls into a rabbit hole that affects the way he sees his best friend.

Also, this is an excuse to imagine the kind of advice perciver would give. I imagine Percy giving the smart recommendations and oliver being a little crazy, but in certain cases percy would propose something absolutely crazy.

Like, “I was stalking my ex in my new boyfriend’s account and i liked one of their posts” and percy would be like “well, speak with your boyfriend”

But in other cases it would be like “my brother pranks me all the time and i want him to stop, ¿what should i do?” And percy would be like “prank them back, i recommend you to shrink all his clothes” and Oliver being like “well… that’s not a good idea” 😂

spinning their friendship around in my head

same bro

You know when you’re reading a fic and a side pairing sneaks up on you and steals your heart, and the next thing you you’re tens if not hundreds of thousands of words deep in fics about a couple you’d never even thought about before? That’s me currently with @rosyredlipstick and Mitchell/Connor Stoll. I came here for Solangelo and got less of it than I bargained for, but somehow I’m really, really not disappointed.

i feel like people are forgetting some stuff about skk...

the whole point of skk is that they're both brains and brawns. that's how they survived alone for so long before becaming the double black. they don't complete each other perfectly, they suplement each other perfectly, that's why they're so strong.

chuuya is extremely smart and emotionally inteligent. at the age of 15 he was already the leader of the sheep, he got to rimbauld on the same time as dazai did. he can use his ability with crazy versatility, BUT he can still be fine without it.

and dazai can hold himself on a fight pretty well thanks. literally on the first episode he was alone against an out of control tigersushi. kicked the guy's face with a handstand from a sitting position while handcuffed. literally leaped out of the water like a flying fish holding his weight with just one hand.

chuuya could be on the same level as dazai and fyodor, but he's too human for them. he has empathy, and wear most of his feelings on his sleeve. and dazai could be as straightfoward as chuuya, but humans are so very interesting for him that he prefers observing, planning, picking apart the minds of everyone.

but

at the same time chuuya gets drunk with half a glass of alcohol and dazai bantered with a dog and ate dog food and both of those things happened on the actual main manga not on wan they're both weak and stupid and fucking pathetic i want to put them on a blender until they turn into juice.

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