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Everyone suddenly remembers their past lives. You’re doing everything you can to lie about who you were before. “just a common life, honestly boring.”- probably the biggest lie of the century.

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Olympus Mons is the opposite of snom. Both because it is a volcano and the name. How do you feel about this information?🎤

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Random headcanon: the reason that Peach and Bowser don’t seem to get a lot of respect in some Super Mario games is because the Mushroom Kingdom is kind of a rural backwater and isn’t terribly important or influential politically, so people tend to regard Bowser as a C-list villain for being so hung up on such an insignificant conquest. Nobody really expects Bowser to be a serious threat – that would be like expecting a guy whose main claim to fame is repeatedly failing to conquer Wyoming to be a serious threat – so they get taken by surprise every single time.

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Cthulhu has risen and humanity is freaking out about it. It’s surprise to everyone when you walk up to the Elder God and say..

Stinging Nettle Soup Recipe

Stinging nettle safe harvesting info here!

Soup time! Soup time! As the cold weather continues to settle in, it's time for more soup recipes! Check out my linked post above for safety information on harvesting stinging nettle.

Ingredients:

3 TBSP butter

1 large sweet onion, chopped

1/2 cup uncooked rice (any rice will work, but wild rice works exceptionally great)

Multiple large handfuls of stinging nettle tops

3-4 cloves chopped garlic

8 cups chicken brother (low sodium)

1 TSP kosher salt

1/2 TSP ground black pepper

3-4 medium sized potatoes, peeled and diced

3-4 medium sized carrots, peeled and chopped

Instructions:

(If harvesting nettles): Take only the top 4-6 inches of plants, remove the leaves. Rinse and pat dry

Begin cooking your rice

In a separate soup pot, melt the butter, add your onion and garlic, then simmer until translucent (caramelize for extra flavor)!

Add your chicken broth and nettle leaves to the onion and garlic mix, then simmer for about 20 minutes. Use immersion blender if needed, and blend until smooth

Add potatoes, let cook for roughly a 1-2 hours (check veggie softness to make sure it's ready) while your rice cooks in the fridge

Once your rice has completely cooled, add to the soup along with your salt and pepper, then allow it to cook for another few minutes

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