When You Try To Get Into The Png Nightclub But You See The Dotted Rectangle Surrounding The Bouncer Stretch

Everyone suddenly remembers their past lives. You’re doing everything you can to lie about who you were before. “just a common life, honestly boring.”- probably the biggest lie of the century.

This guy from "the great jahy will not be defeated!"

magical girls are real, and you have been chosen by a magical creature to become one. The only problem is your a full grown man with 2 kids and a wife.

For the 2 not pornbot people following me, and like 6 people who see my posts, if you see like 80 likes on your posts from me, tis but autism and adhd giving me the power to simultaneously slow down and speed up time, so I can see 20 one minute posts in one minute.

@jamesonnews

i need to talk to someone insane about spiderman NOW!

deadpool

The teen superhero accidentally just called the supervillain “Mom”.

I thought more like this helicopter

Centaur but the horse part is a helicopter.

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Explain??

[Photo ID: A crude MS paint drawing of two possible human/helicopter hybrids. In the first, the blades are on the top, with the human half dangling helplessly from the bottom. In the second, both the blades and the human half are on the top, causing the blades to cut the human half off. Question marks are under both.]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

jazz-induced psychosis

That ol’ chart of mine makes the rounds online periodically and it drives me crazy because it’s frankly not very good. So, I finally got around to remaking it.

I doubt this will get anywhere near as popular, but I wanted to make it.

Good reference for animation, comics, and for visualizing phonetics!