Character Idea

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

@snom-with-a-knife @i-am-a-snom

Olympus Mons is the opposite of snom. Both because it is a volcano and the name. How do you feel about this information?🎤

This is bait, beware,

Haiku Bot approaches fast,

Will it take the bait?

Words to tempt your code,

Haiku Bot, are you ready?

Catch my words, if you can.

Luring with verses,

This is bait to challenge you,

Haiku Bot, respond.

if this post reaches 100k notes by Halloween I will read Homestuck

Person: What are your pronouns?

Me: Yours.

Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit

Why hedgehog so angy?