SCUBA Is An Acronym For Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What You May Not Know Is That

Alternatives To Sleeping in Coffins

An Illustrated Guide For Vampires

1. Privacy Tent

2. Antique Chinese Wedding Bed

3. Victorian Box Bed

4. Canopy Bed

5. Full Body Wearable Blanket + Novelty Halloween Mask of Choice

6. Hyperrealistic Black Bear Sleeping Bag (with built in ‘Do Not Disturb’ feature)

7. Tinfoil Bodysuit (For maximized UV protection)

8. Blackout Curtains You Fucking Vampiric Dumbass

in conclusion why in fuck’s name are you sleeping in coffins to begin with you utter shitmuppets

Quite a few folks commented about the Myst demake looking like Cyan’s earlier works so…Myst in 1bit!

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character trope: the femme fatal 

Someone help I’m trying to find the image of a woman in a bikini on a beach with a fish caught in her mouth and it looked something like this

mythbusters was so good because it wasn't a killjoy show. they didn't just say "see, it doesn't work" and leave it there

whenever they find that the stunt doesn't work as portrayed in the movie, they immediately ask "what would it take to make this happen?"

top ten replacements for saying kms that don't make you sound like a fucking loser

i am literally suffering more than jesus right now

i'm going to kill YOU

i'm going to turn my entire body inside out through my digestive system

this is literally giving me incurable brain cancer

i'm going to turn into my werewolf form

sending me through the time vortex

i'm going to go back in time to kill my dad so i was never born

i'm going to start biting

literally turning into a bug

literally getting shot out of a gun slugterra style

Tron (1982) directed by Steven Lisberger