It’s 1981 And You’re In The City Getting Chased By Corrupt Cops👮🏻‍♂️

MY FRIENDS PHONE BROKE AND STARTED CALLING 911 SO SHE HUNG UP BUT THEN IT HAPPENED AGAIN AND ANSWERED THE PHONE "hey it's me again" I'M DYINGG

Humans are weird

What if glasses aren't a thing else where? What if aliens didn't understand why we wore pieces of glass in front of our eyes that could possibly interfere with battles? Why are we born with inferior eyes?

Alien: Human Kevin why did you exhale very loudly about 34 hours ago while drinking your beverage?

Kevin: It made my glasses fog up so I couldn't see.

Alien: You are left defenseless while recharging?! Your species is strange…

The amount of fandoms I could list that are worse than the dsmp lmao

people who think the dsmp fandom is toxic would not have lasted a day in the voltron fandom

Changing Policy on Fan Merch

There were a few reasons I instated this policy. However, after talking to a lawyer, it seems like allowing certain things won’t really hurt Temmie or Fangamer (my friends). So things will become more lenient.

Now, I won’t stop individual fans from selling the following items at cons:

- Prints, charms, buttons, keychains, stickers, etc. - Most handmade items - Undertale zines/fanbooks/doujinshi

Regarding Music:

-You can sell your cover songs on iTunes and other stores but please license them. - You can license UNDERTALE cover songs through Loudr, or distribute it via companies that license it for you (like Soundrop, Distrokid, or CD Baby) - Please don’t use any sound effects from the game or samples from the original songs. - You can make your own sheet music for free, or sell sheet music through SMP Press: https://smppress.sheetmusicplus.com/ - Yes, you can perform UNDERTALE music at conventions/at a concert/at your school. Please inform us if you’re an orchestra or something though. For any questions about licensing/performing music, please contact Materia Collective (publishing@materiacollective.com)

However, restrictions exist:

- You cannot use the UNDERTALE logo or put the name UNDERTALE on it, as it is trademarked. (Weird, right!?) - No t-shirts, apparel/clothing,* or machine-made figures or machine-made plushes. - Do not sell merch via Redbubble, zazzle, or other large online store. - No, you still can’t do Kickstarters or crowdfunding campaigns for UT-related things. - If you’re a company (like Sharkrobot or Hot Topic or something) you cannot sell UNDERTALE merch of ANY kind. - Do not compete with official merch & acknowledge my copyright. If necessary, I can halt any unofficial item’s sale. (Really don’t want to ^^;;) - If this change turns out to be actually bad, I can reverse the decision. - If you sell, please have played the game.

* Exception: if someone hand-made a few scarves, hats, cosplay, or accessories, it’d probably be OK. But if mass-produced, it could become a problem.

When in doubt, if hand-made and few, it’s OK. If mass-produced and machine/factory made, it’s not OK.

PS - One-off art commissions of UT characters are still OK, online or offline.

PPS - If engaging in UNDERTALE activities at a con (selling, cosplaying, etc.), try to be respectful and give a good impression. Overall, UNDERTALE’s had a positive effect on people who have played it. It’d be nice if it could have a positive effect on the rest of the world, too.

The Scary Lady

My first time trying to draw footprints in gravel ish ground? If you're wondering why they're smudged it's because when Frisk got up they moved the dirt, which was just mainly a little detail for me

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the silliest

When you try to draw yourself but it ends up looking like that one British streamer everyone loves

A scared little flower

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"Remember when I disappeared sometime in April?" Villain asked, looking up at Hero with those hazel eyes they could never read. "I told you that I had an emergency mission. That was a lie." They paused. "Supervillain kidnapped me."

Hero stared at them, eyes wide. "But why would they do that?"

"They were going to force me to marry them. Hero, I-"

They stepped forwards and gently pressed their lips against their Villain's. "I'm sorry, Villain." they whispered.

"What? For what?"

The door slammed open, and Hero stepped backwards, suddenly out of Villain's reach - all too far away, all too quickly.

They felt breath on their neck, and then a whisper. Their heart froze. They knew that voice. "Looks like you're mine again, darling."

Supervillain.