Guys, We’re Saved! I See… A Cactus…

I don't have a name for him yet, but he's an 8 year old boy who lives in zaun, an inspiring artist who mainly does graffiti or large designs in chalk on street grounds. He's learning how to do portraits after seeing the rise in Jinx portraits all around after she became the figure of freedom

And small details that always make me smile, he 'dyed' his hair with chalk, and has belts around his shoes because he never learned how to tie shoes, oversized old overalls that he fixed up after finding them somewhere, jinx socks, and scars on his knees from learning how to jump rooftops. Also his hair is based on my hair irl

Humans are weird

Eating. Oh my godddd I hate eating! Having to stop and eat enough nutrients 3 times a day just so we can function. It's dumb! In the words of Captain Holt(Brooklyn 99) "if it were up to me I would just drink a grey smoothie that provides enough nutrients for the day."

I mean imagine how much more time we would have during the day if eating didn't slow us down! Also if we didn't need to eat then no one would have to struggle with an ED! It would be so much nicer, in my opinion.

Alien: So you're telling me.. You have to sit here for about 10 minutes, 3 times a day, just so you have enough energy to function as a human?

Human, with a mouth full of food: Yuppers man.

Alien: First of all, that's really gross. Second, that isn't very efficient. Why doesn't your body just naturally produce energy?

Human: -Shrugs-

I’ve been enlightened to the wonders of Sally x Wilbur

I realised I never posted these here! I cameoed in a music video with CG5 a few days ago, here are some pics from the shoot!

cw: fake blood

Short Prompt #1112

You sit there, waiting as rain continues to fall. The thin coat you wear barely helps with the cold as your body shivers. Would the monster actually show up as promised? Your hope was really starting to dwindle. Getting kicked out of the house was depressing enough, and now this…?

“Human!” A familiar voice called from down the sidewalk, running over with an umbrella. “Oh, love, you’re gonna get sick at this rate!”

“C’mon, I’m parked not far from here,” They urged you to move, guiding you to their car. And once inside, they cranked up the heating and showered you in concern and snacks.

You smiled. At least one person cared.

made a new header for my tumblr! this time with some of my favorite dc characters ;)

WHY WONT YOU LOOK AT ME.

A Fleeing Situation

Heheh what a good pun

Pervious

Humans are weird

Sleep. Sleep is honestly so strange. Sometimes I go to bed at a reasonable time, like 11pm. But then there are other times where I got to bed at 5am. Why do we do this? The struggles most of us have with sleep is unreal. But then even if I try to go to sleep I'm left with my thoughts, and I don't know if that's worse.

Alien: Human Kevin, you told me a human needs 8 hours of sleep a night.

Human: I'm aware

Alien: So why haven't you moved in 24 hours?

Human, drinking it's 15th cup of coffee: next question-

20

"Remember when I disappeared sometime in April?" Villain asked, looking up at Hero with those hazel eyes they could never read. "I told you that I had an emergency mission. That was a lie." They paused. "Supervillain kidnapped me."

Hero stared at them, eyes wide. "But why would they do that?"

"They were going to force me to marry them. Hero, I-"

They stepped forwards and gently pressed their lips against their Villain's. "I'm sorry, Villain." they whispered.

"What? For what?"

The door slammed open, and Hero stepped backwards, suddenly out of Villain's reach - all too far away, all too quickly.

They felt breath on their neck, and then a whisper. Their heart froze. They knew that voice. "Looks like you're mine again, darling."

Supervillain.