the terms "non-medical system" and "sysmed" is so crazy bc it is a *MED*-ICAL-DIS-ORDER???
what i love about tumblr and a03 is that the tags act as extra posts, but funnier
I can never get enough of zombies eating the same brain and having their mood/personality swings be in sync.
(this post is sponsored by Liv and Blaine talking in science lingo while Ravi is thoroughly fed up by them)
maybe burning man is NOT a cool thing i want to go to,,
burning man 2023 explained
burning man is a festival for rich white people who want to smoke weed and trip acid in the nevada desert and pretend they're one with the earth. it's not a music festival or anything that serves any purpose, it's just vibes
a hundred year flash flood just hit nevada, including where burning man is being held this very weekend
dry desert ground can't suddenly absorb water, let alone that much water all at once, so now burning man is a giant mud pit with THICK deep mud
nobody can get in or out, so they closed all the roads
FEMA just told the *73,000 PEOPLE* stranded at burning man to shelter in place, ration food and water, and essentially "you're on your own, good luck"
the port-o-potties are overflowing into the mud they're all walking around in
the official CDC twitter account tweeted (and then deleted) that there's a confirmed ebola outbreak at burning man, but people are pretty sure it's just trench illnesses. like actual WWI trench illnesses
earlier this week, climate activists protested against burning man, and all the attendees drove right past them (and yelled at them, and tried to get them arrested, etc)
there's a private jet at burning man where people can join the mile high club. it just takes off and lands all day and lets people fuck in it. no word yet on the fuck plane's current status/location
and lastly: when the ground here gets wet, the sea monkeys hatch
bro said for some reason :sob: are we reading the same webcomic??
I've just come up with a wonderful new ship: Damara, Gamzee, Kurloz and Meenah. Their ship name will be "RACIST x4 COMBO!!!!" since people think they are racist caricatures for some reason.
Meenah x Damara x Gamzee x Kurloz aka RACIST x4 COMBO is better than Davekat. Damara and Kurloz sprites by @magua-vida
Meenah sprite from @befriendus
i raise you blaine x chase
What your izombie ship says about you:
Major X Ravi - based
Liv X Major - YA BASIC. You're a coward Rob Thomas. 5 seasons telling us that people grow and change and that's okay FOR WHAT. FOR WHAT, ROB THOMAS. Anger. That's all.
Liv X Peyton - how's it feel to be the smartest person here
Peyton X Ravi - yeah it's canon but if it ain't broke don't fix it, you're valid as hell and so are Ravi and Peyton
Clive X Bozzio - same as above but I'm crying because just the thought of them has me tears
Clive X Liv - idk man it's weird to me but not weird enough for me to stop you so idk thumbs up emoji ig
Liv X Ravi - you should leave. They're besties don't you know. And you've offended me and my grandmother. And she hasn't even seen izombie. And she's still upset. It's ok grandma.
Peyton X Blaine - aus only. He blew it, deal with it.
Liv X Blaine - are we even watching the same show?? You're insane and I hate you.
Blaine X Don E - if you didn't I would ask "are we even watching the same show?? You're insane and I hate you.", but you do, so congrats on having eyes
Chase X anyone - *sips wine* I'll allow it. He deserves it.
Enzo X anyone - you and me are best friends now I love you you're invited to my wedding you will be my children's godparent can we hold hands
(holosexual the aesthetic, not an actual sexuality)
ok guys i lied ab havinf a daily october post starting today bc ive been shtfaced and crossfaded all day
This post is actually about the kaleidoscope lesbian sx scene in hannibal