Guys My Friend Hit Me In The Face With A Tree Branch And The First Thing He Did When He Got Home Was

Guys my friend hit me in the face with a tree branch and the first thing he did when he got home was text me and ask if I was okay I got butterflies 😭

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1 year ago

I adore the httyd books with a passion but I honestly think twoo is a tiny bit better. My opinion on this does vary but most of the time I truly think twoo had so much to offer. And that's not to say httyd doesn't have as much to offer, I just liked the aesthetic of twoo so much because of all the whimsical magic fairytale vibe. But twoo had so much to offer and no one really acknowledges it. And a lot of the time when they do acknowledg it httyd creeps it's way into the conversation. I think twoo was a beautiful book but it's so underrated it's honestly wild to me.


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1 year ago

Something I love about the wizards of once is that there's no actual reason for Wish being dyslexic. Like, that's just the way she is. And it's cool because in books like Percy Jackson the characters are dyslexic because they're demi gods and their dyslexia actually comes with the benefit of reading ancient Greek but Wish's dyslexia doesn't come with benefits, she doesn't gain anything from it and she just straight up can't read no matter what she does or what language she reads in and I love how accurate that representation is.

Percy Jackson was still great dyslexic rep tho


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1 year ago

"There's no such thing as im-POSSIBLE, Hiccup," snorted Old Wrinkly, "only im-PROBABLE. The only thing that limits us are the limits to our imaginations... and I used to think of you as an imaginative boy. Give up, if you want to... but I used to think of you as the sort of boy who would NEVER give up, however bad things looked."


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1 year ago

Just realised that not everyone calls an inhaler a puffer and I was telling an American girl about how I once seeded a puffer because I was sick and couldn't stop coughing and she thought I was talking about a vape


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1 year ago

Anyone else ever think about their special interest and just start violently stimming or is that just me because I swear if someone asks me about the httyd books and then gets weirded out when I start flapping my hands and kicking my feet then I swear to God I'm gonna lose it


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4 months ago

He [Toothless] was about to use the opportunity of Stoick's obvious distraction to sneak off to a place of safety when something stopped him.

Nobody knows what that something was.

It was a moment that changed the whole world-view of the Hooligan Tribe. For centuries we had believed it was impossible for dragons to consider a selfless thought or a generous action. But what Toothless did next is impossible to explain as being in his own best interests at the time. […]

The wild dragons from Wild Dragon Cliff had left hours before.

But something kept Toothless from flying after them — maybe it was Stoick's heartrendingly powerless cry of “N-N-N00000!!!” that caused him to pause. Or maybe somewhere in that self-centered green dragon heart of his, he really was fond of Hiccup and grateful for the hours that he had spent looking after him, not shouting at him, telling him jokes and giving him the biggest and juiciest lobsters.

“Dragons are S-S-SELFISH,” argued Toothless to himself. “Dragons are heartless and have no m-m-makes. That's what m-m-makes us s-s-survivors.”

Nonetheless SOMETHING made him turn right around and SOMETHING made him fold his wings back and fly like a dragon blur to the Great Monster on the cliff tops. Which really was not in Toothless's best interests, as I said before.

— “How To Train Your Dragon” Book 1 (by Cressida Cowell)

1 year ago

Whenever I have an English assignment and I have to make a draft and a final copy I just put spelling mistakes and don't use fullstops or anything and then for my final copy I just copy my draft word for word and correct the mistakes cus I'm too lazy to write a better version of what I already wrote


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4 months ago

I wanna thank every Norse God there is for the Alvin cover of Rasputin

Consider.... Rasputin style song but about Alvin

Ithink it could work

I know Alvin was actively attempting Mass Dragon Extinction and Rasputin was, ya know

Not Doing That

But Alvin was a whore that wouldnt die and so i think for the song itself it could work

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