Coco Chanel Was A Nazi

I forgot how lit Lazy Town is! EVEN IF I DON’T UNDERSTAND A WORD I LOVE IT

if you see an injured bird on the ground, give it a knife and train it to fight

I’m very okay with being fake freckles

signs as makeup

aries : fucking eyebrow shit oh mhy god

taurus : the foundation cause they are important af

gemini : glitter!!!!! 

cancer : luscious lipgloss cause they have really nice lips

leo : some peachy blush with personality

virgo : fake freckles

libra : mascara :)

scorpio : really expensive eyeshadow palettes cause they cute but extra

sagittarius : i’ve never met one who wears makeup

capricorn : contouur

aquarius : eyeliner omg

pisces : primer cause u can’t live w out it 

-lele

When your parents judge your friends based on race

Child: Mom... I think it's time I tell you something.

Mom: Go ahead sweetie, you can tell me anything.

Child: I'm bipolar and schizophrenic...

Mom: How did you find this out, who took you to a psychologist?

Child: I self diagnosed it mom, tumblr taught me not to be ashamed of my mental illnesses.

Mom: Stacy you're twelve shut the fuck up

Child: IM SO OPPRESSED *violently blogs about being triggered by her mother

DC took Chris Pine so that Marvel couldn’t collect all the Chris’…it’s like when somebody blocks you from the last property in Monopoly so you don’t become too powerful.

Australia sending actual good singers like this is a singing contest or something

“To attract a man to a greater degree than to be drugged.”

I think I need a better translation than what Google Translate gave me...