CW: Blood

Glitchtrap: “Glamrock Freddy’s a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife!  That’s right, he took his bear fuckin’ dick out… !”  -and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “THIS BIG”, and I said “That’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Glamrock Freddy, you got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like!”

Glitchtrap as Alfred’s Eggman is a golden opportunity

A small text for signs that looks great! (This can be used on clothing as well!)

By u/Li5y on reddit

The magic of a scorching summer evening

"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

Bunnies in the cemetery 

your name is rainbo dashhe and you are sick as hell

sheltered poster: Bro is going wild like a gorilla on ketamine!

poster that wants to look darkly chic: its obvious they have no idea what ketamine does.

The lovesick swede: When wiell i find my so sweets honeybee

This is. The worst. Happy pride month you filthy animals

*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

Charlie Dompler, done on DRAWPILE