Michael Your Brother Just Died, This Is Not The Time

John Carpenter’s The Thing meets Monster High ❄️

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

babe wake up, Disney is building up to a real life Bite Of 87

He always comes back. The best part is that there are more of him than this.

the autism spectrum or something idk

for those new, here’s what my designs look like! i’ve been following FNAF since 2013 so some of my early theories didn’t hold up over time but my AU is basically—

William, Henry, and Phone Guy (Marcus) are identical triplets

William was framed by Henry for the murders and most of the dead kids’ ghosts think it was him (because Henry looks just like him)

Crying Child’s name is Jack and he has no animatronic and is instead held together by pure rage and malice (towards Michael, mostly)

Charlie goes by Lotte and Emily is her mother’s maiden name.

All the main cast have been around so long and been destroyed/burned down so many times that they can now mimic human appearances (something something illusion disc. it’s canon. whatever)

gotta say I am a huge sucker for how Adventure Time will sometimes just cut to Princess Bubblegum doing something extremely morally dubious like cutting off a tiny person’s limbs with scissors and then sticking those arms and legs onto another tiny person’s limb stumps but then she'll turn around and go like "Good morning, Finn! Are you ready for a sploinking day?" and whatever atrocities she had just been committing will Never be brought up again.