*makes Charles And Edwin Kiss Like I’m Playing With Barbies In The Sandbox*

leabians are real!

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dead boy detectives payneland dbda obv its deeper than that like after 30 years of almost always taking edwins side on everything he suddenly leaves WITH SOME RANDOM GIRL while saying he has a poor attitude and hes like? do i? yeah bc the living suck right? right? and he decides to stay annoyed when they come back bc he LEFT him ugh. for a GIRL. like they’re actually still teens in school so he really really hopes this is a passing fancy. like a pet or something. a wounded bird that we CANNOT KEEP and when charles points out that it is in fact jealousy (which by charles time is not at all couple exclusive) it literally takes him aback. bro said ‘jealous?’ so breathlessly like cmon. but b4 he could let that sink in crystal wakes up so he lets it go probably had a whole internal convo where he reconciled being able to be friend-jealous and then kicked it up. like really up ‘maybe its your outfit’ and ‘also we are punishing you’ and ‘are you ready to talk to her shoes’ ‘you spoke to a demon in this friendly malt shop’ and ‘oh you love this dont you’ and ‘saved you one time and now you wont leave either’ like yes he IS jealous and yes he WILL make it everyone’s problem on purpose do i even have to pull out ‘of course you fell for a living girl’ (looks at him through his lashes) help him 90 percent of these are from the FIRST EPISODE okay episode 1 edwin is THE cattiest bitch so it tracks that the cat king wants him point is they are both insanely jealous ok paineland bumblysdumbly

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