in my eyes
book hobbit - platonic
book lotr - gay as hell
movie hobbit - very gay
movie lotr - platonic with flavors of zest
Overprotective Wukong and a Concerned Macaque is literally everything to me. They bitty-
I bring back Bitty Wukong and Macaque for the hell of it also 6 ears alternative for funsies
Note: Nico is already 13 in this. Bianca is 15, and Hazel is also 15. Let's just assume nothing bad ever happened...
Hades, answering an Iris Message: Good morning, Niccol- Oh my Gods.
Nico, dressed up in smaller version of Hades' clothes: It's like looking in a mirror!
Hades: No, it isn’t, Nico.
Nico: Who's Nico?
Hazel, on the side: I already can't tell who's who.
Hades: Take that off
Nico: Persephone! Get over here and settle this!
Hades: Don't call your step mother by her name.
Persephone: What? *looks at Nico* Aww, travel-sized Hades, aww!
Hades: Persephone, don't encourage him
Bianca: Hey, Nico, have you seen my- oh wow, this is confusing.
Hades: No, it's not
Nico, impersonating Hades: You're my family and I love you but you're terrible! You're all terrible!
Hades: I don't say that
Hazel: Yes, it is, dad
Persephone: Ohhh, yes, it is.
Bianca: That's all you say.
Hadestown filming a proshoot never kill yourself
I got bored and wanted to make some memes when I should be writing or sleeping ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yes I intentionally used the Trojan horse meme
Drawing these bitches on my phone in the middle of class
my friend just told me that she thinks billy batson would be in both the teen titans/young justice/sidekick groupchat and also the justice league groupchat and that he would send the kids groupchat screenshots of justice league drama
Odysseus crew: *watching him from the afterlife*
Elpenor: Look, he's hunting down the suitors! He's gonna kill them all!
Eurylochus: Maybe you were right, Polites. Violence has only lead to more violence. Perhaps the Captain would be better off showing mercy before he goes too far.
Polites: Are you fucking kidding me?! You heard what they were planning to do to Penelope and their son!! He should butcher every one of them!!!
i think dick likes his wife
Mayhaps just a little tad bit
Somebody call Frank. I NEED THIS.
I want a journal 3 style book of this so bad