Penelope: hey since you’re “not my kind and gentle husband” could you move that wedding bed bc I’m actually supposed to share that with my husband so…
Odysseus: *has just killed 108 people* *has not seen his wife in twenty years* *goes batshit at this bc THATS THE OLIVE TREE WHERE THEY FIRST MET!!*
Telemachus: oh hell nah, idgaf who you are no one yells at my-
Penelope: NO?! YOU WONT?! YEAH, I KNOW BECAUSE YOURE MY MAN! SO DONT PULL THAT EMO SHIT AGAIN OR YOULL SLEEP IN THE WEAPONS ROOM
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Telemachus: my parents are perfect for each other
I cannot express my love for this in words. AAAAHG- I’m such a mess.
something came over me and I had to see it through
every single damn time I see @wolfythewitch's stupid (said with fondness) little cat i get genuinely emotional because imagine being a character that meets such a cruel and unfair end and someone names their closest companion in honor of you what the fuck man
i love characters with prominent noses. the only reason i’ve ever given a character a small nose is to fulfill a diversity quota
THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY
BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭
*loads gun*
…….I’m just gonna…. Go…. Scramble into bed and sob….
Have a nice day everyone…
Edit: here is the YouTube link as well!!!
For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.
The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”
I fucking hate it here I’m crying
Personally I think that Telemachus permanently and irreversibly changed Athena for the better, more on that at twelve
from the same six hour drawing session where i devolved into hyperfixation-based madness