OH I LOVE THEEM- Time To Chuck My Savings Into A Bin.

Favourite colour: Green/Orange

Last song: Fright of our lives from Beetlejuce the musical

Currently reading: The Iliad, translated of course-

Currently watching: Lego monkie kid, Owl house and Ducktales

Currently craving: Chocolate. Just chocolate.

Coffee or Tea: Am I allowed to say neither I’m so sorry-

Current AU: A Lego mobile kid x Percy Jackson AU. It’s so self indulgent it’s not even funny but I like combining my hyperfixations.

I have no one to tag I’m scared of social interaction-

rules: answer and tag nine people you want to get to know better and catch up with.

favorite color: lavender and pale blue/green

last song: Ivy and also Gold Rush by Taylor Swift (I'm on a folklore+evermore kick rn)

currently reading: It Can't Happen Here, 100 Years of Solitude, and Anna Karenina

currently watching: VEEP and Game of Thrones

currently craving: coco water

coffee or tea: sugar and milk with a dash of coffee

hobby to try: i've always wanted to start my own insta account and fill it with nothing but poetry

current au: Not writing anything but i love a good high school au also magic aus bc magic makes anything better

I'm tagging

@the-unspeakable-tsar

@live-from-gotham

@scarlet--wiccan

@ellorypurebloodculture

@falconhonour

@multifandom-disaster

@welcometothehouseofhades

@oakheartshead

@moontyger

@redacted-magick

HUH?

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

Headcanon that the batfam has a Samsung smart refrigerator or whatever it's called, and it is used entirely for doing work while in the kitchen. There has been justice league meetings held on that motherfucker and nuclear threats disengaged.

Sorry, but the whole “Hector is wearing Achilles’ own armor, taken from my corpse. It looks, almost, as if Achilles is chasing himself.” part just has me thinking… Who is Achilles truly hunting down on that battlefield? The man who killed Patroclus, or the man who let Patroclus walk into his demise? Who is Achilles trying to punish? Who is he truly trying to kill? Hector or himself?

This is a certified Penelope loving blog. I love her. So much. If you don’t like her… good luck. Anyways, Penelope ❤️!

Who else thinks Kwazii would do this?

Poor, poor Achilles. Honesty I pity him.

this conversation is even more insane when you remember that achilles is like ten feet away right out of this frame, is it his eternal punishment to hear these two idiots in complete denial getting loudly divorced DAILY forever

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If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 26 (Babysitting)

Artemis, entering: Apollo, where is- Who is that?

Apollo, holding baby Nico: Hm? Him? Oh, this is Uncle Hades' son. His name is Nico. He's squishy

Artemis: Well, he is adorable *approaches*

Apollo: *turning away* Hey, back off. He's my squishy. Get your own.

Artemis:

Bianca: *tugs on Artemis' clothes*

Artemis: *looks down* Oh...well hello there. *picks her up* What's your name?

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Bianca: Uncle, look! I found a seashell!

Poseidon: Oh, that's a pretty one, Bianca. It's shiny, too.

Bianca: Can I keep it?

Poseidon: Of course

Nico, pulling Poseidon's arm: Uncle Popo! Uncle Popo!

Poseidon: Woah. Slow down there, Nico. What's wrong?

Nico: Look! *shows baby turtles crawling to the sea*

Poseidon: Oh, look at that. They're going to the sea for the first time.

Nico: We have to help them! *tries to pick one up*

Poseidon: Uph! Not so fast, little one. We can't do that.

Nico: But-

Poseidon: They have to do it on their own. Or else they'll never learn how.

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Bianca: AARRGH!

Ares: *sigh* C'mon. One more time

Bianca: I don't wanna anymore. This is stupid. >:(

Ares: Look, it's normal to fall on your first few times.

Bianca: But I've been practicing for months now.

Ares: Doesn't matter; you'll still fall. Doesn't matter how good you are. You'll still make mistakes. But if you want to be better than now, then you have to keep going. Understand?

Bianca: Yes, Mr. Ares.

Ares: Alright, c'mon. Stand up, dust yourself off, and let's perfect this dance.

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Nico, playing with Hera's peacocks: Hehe, hehe. Pretty.

Hera: Who are you?

Nico: Hm?

Hera: How did you get in here?

Nico: I-I...

Hera: What are you doing in here?

Nico: ...the peacocks...

Hera: What?

Nico: The peacocks were hungry. So I gave them food. They took me in here.

Hera:

Nico: I'm sorry, Ms. Hera.

Hera: *sigh then picks him up* You shouldn't be here, little one. Olympus is not a playground for you to wander on.

Nico: I'm sorry.

Hera: And it's very rude to enter someone's chambers without their permission.

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Aphrodite, waking up: *looks in the mirror to see her hair full of flowers* What the-

Aphrodite: *looks back in her bed*

Nico: *sleeping with a basket of flowers on the side of the bed*

...

Bianca: Ms. Aphrodite

Aphrodite, braiding Bianca's hair: Yes, Bianca?

Bianca: What if I don't want to fall in love? Will you get mad at me?

Aphrodite: Of course not. Love isn't for everyone. Some people prefer to focus on other things like their work or something else.

Bianca: But...I don't wanna be lonely

Aphrodite: You don't have to be. Just because you don't want to fall in love with others doesn't mean they don't love you. And it wont always be a romantic kind of love.

Bianca: What do you mean?

Aphrodite: Hmm, you know how you love your brother very much? Well, that's a different kind of love. Or when you love your friends, that's also a different kind of love.

Bianca: So...you'd be okay if I never get a husband?

Aphrodite: Of course I would. You'd only be hurting yourself if you're forcing yourself to love someone you don't really love. *finishes braiding her hair* And, done!

Bianca, looks in the mirror: ...wow

Aphrodite: Do you like it?

Bianca: I love it...I look like mama

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Nico: O-once...up-upon...a time... *trying to read Puss in Boots*

Athena: You're doing well, Nico.

Bianca, pointing to a word in her book: Ms. Athena, what does this word mean? Exqui-Exquisite?

Athena: It's an adjective. When something is exquisite, it means it looks beautiful.

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Nico: Choo choo! Uncle Hepha! Can I play with choo choo?

Hephaestus: Sure, why not? Just don't touch it, okay? You'll hurt yourself.

Bianca: Uncle Hephaestus, can you please fix this? *shows him a trinket*

Hephaestus: What is it? *takes it*

Bianca: It was our mama's music box. When you open it, it should make a pretty sound and the people in the middle should dance around. But they stopped dancing.

Hephaestus: Alright. I'll try and fix it. But I can't guarantee you that I can

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Nico: HAHAHAHAHA! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!

Hermes: Nico, we've run around 5 times already. You're gonna throw up at this point

Nico: No, I'm not.

Hermes: Yes, you are. That's enough running around.

Nico: Aww :(

Hermes: How about instead, we go and prank your Uncle Apollo? :D

Nico: YEA!

Hermes: What are we thinking? Cut the reigns on his chariot? Cover his chambers in tin foil? Shoot him in the butt?

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Zeus: Ah! Hello, little ones. Why don't you come here and give your uncle Zeus a hug?

Bianca:

Nico:

Zeus: Come on

Nico: *throws the dummy sword Zagreus gave him*

Bianca: *throws the dummy sword Achilles gave her*

Zeus: Ow!

Hades: ...good work, children! :D

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Epic cast in Ithaca has been the best source of memes and shitposts this fandom has ever had istg

If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 10

Note: Nico is already 13 in this. Bianca is 15, and Hazel is also 15. Let's just assume nothing bad ever happened...

Hades, answering an Iris Message: Good morning, Niccol- Oh my Gods.

Nico, dressed up in smaller version of Hades' clothes: It's like looking in a mirror!

Hades: No, it isn’t, Nico.

Nico: Who's Nico?

Hazel, on the side: I already can't tell who's who.

Hades: Take that off

Nico: Persephone! Get over here and settle this!

Hades: Don't call your step mother by her name.

Persephone: What? *looks at Nico* Aww, travel-sized Hades, aww!

Hades: Persephone, don't encourage him

Bianca: Hey, Nico, have you seen my- oh wow, this is confusing.

Hades: No, it's not

Nico, impersonating Hades: You're my family and I love you but you're terrible! You're all terrible!

Hades: I don't say that

Hazel: Yes, it is, dad

Persephone: Ohhh, yes, it is.

Bianca: That's all you say.