Heck Yes Guys, Clymentestra Killed First Him So You All Could Get Your Stable Revenge.

Does anyone else get romantically turned on by dancing?

from the same six hour drawing session where i devolved into hyperfixation-based madness

What makes me think this has totally happened before…..

Angel: *annoying the heck out of Lucifer with questions about Alastor in bed*

Lucifer: *pulls angel to the side of the room* you wanna know something about Alastor?

Angel: …yeah?

Lucifer: he’s currently wearing my underwear…

Angel: wha-

Lucifer: they have little ducks on them…

Angel: oh my god.

Lucifer: their wearing tiny top hats and holding little canes with their wings…

Angel: why are you telling me this??

Lucifer: because no one… 😐 will ever believe you. 🙂

Angel: you sick son of a bitch…

To anyone who thinks Bruce has a clear and consistent favourite child I raise you this: it is infinitely funnier for Bruce to have a complicated and elaborate “ranking” system of his kids that only he’s privy to.

Picture this: Batman, dosed with truth serum, gets asked as a gag from one of the goons holding him captive who his favourite bat-vigilante is and instead of giving a straight answer, he launches into this whole explanation about the ranking system and who’s in the current lead, who’s hanging behind, etc. At some point (this is a mystery to everyone involved) a whiteboard appears and he starts explaining his system like he’s a football coach before an important match. Out of nowhere he starts pulling out little cardboard cutouts of his kids and pins them to the board. At some point the red string comes out.

Jason hasn’t killed someone in a week? Automatically promoted to favourite. Tim hasn’t caused an international incident in the past month? Puts him a few points ahead that keep decreasing the longer he refuses real sleep (20 minute power naps don’t count Tim! Says powernap inventor Bruce Wayne). Cass gave him a hug this morning and wished him a good day? Favourite until he gets a call from dick telling him (without shouting!!!!) that he’ll be there for this week’s Sunday dinner. Duke accidentally scratches the Batmobile? Demoted to the “in trouble” zone (which, honestly, that’s where his kids spend most of the time in😭). Damian did not attempt to free all the animals in the zoo they visited? Favourite. Until Bruce found out he was just trying to conceal the cat hidden in his room that Bruce explicitly forbade him from keeping.

Dick arrives at the family dinner with a busted shoulder and a bruise the size of Texas on his face? Gets demoted so far down that even azraeil scores higher than him. He’s in the “in trouble” zone for a constant month after that. Oh one of them survived an almost death? Favourite for at least the next week. At least. Multiple people survive an almost death? EVERYONES the favourite. The least favourite is the growing grey hairs on his head.

The end of day results are decided by who bothers to wish him goodnight and if all of them have fucked up in some way the past week then Jon (Kent) becomes the automatic favourite until someone cracks a joke that Bruce actually finds funny.

The favourite child changes daily, hourly even, and his kids are aware this system exists and keep trying to crack the code but he always Knows and just smirks smugly.

who gave you the right to be so beautiful, sir

hi guys! it's me, Janani (formerly known as J. Maya) <3 you might know me from my mythology & literary-inspired music, my time as a former pun champion, Survivor, the internet at large, or EPIC: the musical :)

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my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

Why are there not any StephCass Miraculous Ladybug Au's??? Why is this something I've never seen before?? Guys?? Just think about it, it would make so much sense!! Pls?? It came to me in a dream and I need someone to make my vision a reality. I am not okay over this, pls and thank you

Two kinds of overprotective pines twins-

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