I Am Sobbing Yall Gotta See This

“That was the night I almost drowned in a McDonalds bathroom,” — My dad.

“The truck majored in transportation and logistics, not because of stereotypes, but because it was his passion.”

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U want some charas! Lo and behold! All listed for sale r being sold for pts— this is to fund a 2.5k goal to adopt a boi, and quick!

“My parents gave up a long time ago. They have given my sibling purple hair and pronouns.”

“I forgot Bearded Man! I loved him so much!” — my friend about their art project.

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!❣️ Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out

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“Yeah, I saw a whole pile of minnows yesterday— like two foot by one foot.”

*Sudden laughing*

“A pile?”

“—Or a herd or something, I dunno.”

— My grandfather and myself

“Wow, they’re like inverted termites,” — Me, after watching an anthill casting video and finding out how far down the nests go.

@l0nesome-dreams 💅

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