i love this with all my heart
Insomniac Games recreating classic spider-man memes in their game is giving me life
Ron: Hello, Malfoy. Made anyone cry today?
Draco: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.
i want this on a fucking shirt so that i can wear it every fucking day
The word “Fuck” doesn’t get enough credit for how versatile it is. It can be slipped into any sentence and the sentence still makes perfect sense.
funny little man full of exotic meats
*hops around my room on one foot trying to pull my pants up like a teen boy who’s about to miss his bus in an 80’s movie*
my last two brain cells trying to have a conversation
what a sassy lassie
Josh during 7 Rings at Ariana Grande’s Columbus show (via Josh’s instagram story 7/2/19)
Lucius: I mean, you're like a son to me.
Draco: I don't mean to alarm you, but I am your son.