Ron: for the last two weeks ive had mac n cheese at least once a day
Hermione: what the fuck
Ron: at this point im about 80% mac n cheese
Bitch it’s 22nd march 2019 time to get louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny
Harry: He had a drug problem, right?
Draco: Well, only if you consider ingesting millions of dollars of cocaine a problem. I call it a Tuesday. But apparently it's frowned upon.
Ron: There’s only one thing worse than death!
*tears off paper to read Harry's Death*
Ron: Boom.
Draco: *gasp* Harry
Ron: No.
Mood
The shiba inu of suspicion. Or alternatively, the shiba inu of wtf
as an active crew member, i appreciate this information
what’s the difference between ninjas and stage crew?
ninjas move silently around walls, stage crew moves walls around silently.
I love this trope so fucking much never gets old
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Fleur and Draco shit talk everyone in French at family gatherings and it’s the only reason why Hermione decided to learn French.