Man, I Was On Another Social Media, And Then I See This Very Mean Comment, And I'm Like "I Want To Jump

Stephen: Tony, what are you doing with this cat?

Tony: It's not a normal cat, it's an iron cat

Stephen: Please, tell me you didn't adopt him

Tony: Oh, I didn't

Stephen: Oh, thank Go---

Tony: I just found him, looked at him, said "Now you're my new son", and bring him home

Stephen:

Stephen: *facepalm* *sighs*

oh god...

can everyone rb this with their top song from spotify wrapped in the tags, i’m genuinely curious

Tony: Ok, before we start dating, I need to ask you something

Stephen: Go on

Tony: Do you like strawberries?

Stephen: Uh, yes

Tony: You're not allergic, right?

Stephen: Um, yeah, I'm not...

Why did you ask me that?

Tony: *flash back of the day he gave strawberries to Pepper and she said she was allergic to strawberries* ...

Tony: Oh, nothing important.

I just wanted to know.

Well, thanks very much, friend! :D

I never played Overwatch, but I'm into Overwatch stuff (some characters, you know, the Shimada Boys, Mccree, Mercy, Tracer, etc, etc, call me noob for only liking the famous ones :P).

Anyhow, the point is:

Who would probably be a better doctor?

Mccree or Hanzo?

That's it :I

Benedict Cumberbatch is like Abraham Lincoln:

Both are not pretty without facial hair

You know these times when you be like "oh, my life" yeah, so...

Yeah.

I think I was wrong, and I'm awful.

The thing hit like a train.

So I follow the #genji for Genji Shimada...

Why the fuck Tumblr recommended me a post of +18 pictures of women????

Tony: The truth is...

Tony: *look into the camera*

Tony: I can adopt who the heck I want.

Tony: Fuck you

Stephen: Tony, no

Oh how I love when people start to pretend like I don't exist!

Ya know, maybe hearing to your past self isn't such a bad idea sometimes, because honestly? Everything is replaceable!

So why not do it with people as well?

Just because it's a living thing?

In the end, there are so many people out there, that you might as well find a copy of someone else walking around somewhere.

It's a waste of time to care about people.

Thor: Wait

Quill: What?

Thor: Just wait

Quill: WAIT WHAT?!

Thor: *grabes a snake*

Quill: Really?

Thor: Loki, I know it's you

Quill: Thor.

Thor: Please, Loki

Quill: For the last time:

STOP THINKING THAT ALL THE SNAKES ARE YOUR BROTHER!

Thor:

Thor: As I was saying, Loki...

Quill: *facepalm*