i really like in fiction when they're like oh no!!! the bad guys are about to win!!! and Character Who Keeps Trying To Sacrifice Themself For The Greater Good is like. gentlemen i have an idea
compilation
made these a while ago, figured they were tumblr worthy teehee 🤭
wayne family adventures + text posts: batkid edition
(batman edition)
tim drake 🤝 stages of decay as a bisexual crowd pleaser 🤝 bruce wayne
I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)
i get what dads r talking abt when they say theyre “just resting their eyes” this shit is awesome
i don’t want to be fuckable i want to be unsettling
when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever
i'm like 8 billion years late for posting the next chapter of masterpiece, but it's here! i also commissioned the amazing @amorkuku for some art of becca, ed, and al <3 (i tried to insert it into the chapter itself but i'm technologically illiterate so its going here below the link instead xoxo love you)
unfortunate series of events at the charity gala
to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying