Salim: Guys, I’ve Been Meaning To Tell You… Jason And I Are Dating.

Salim: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Jason and I are dating.

Jason, Nick, Rachel, and Eric: *gasp*

Salim: Jason, why are you surprised?!

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Nick: Please tell me you didn’t kidnap him, Jason?

Jason, carrying Zain: I didn’t kidnap him

Nick: Oh thank god

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houseofashesbrainrot

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Jason’s whole character arc summed up

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3 years ago

Rachel: Why are you smiling? Nick: What, can't I just be happy? Jason: Eric tripped and fell outside.

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Zain: I can’t find my phone

Jason: I can call it for you

Zain: wait no-

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Jason:

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Jason: Salim and I don't have pet names for each other

Nick: what do bees make?

Jason: Honey?

Nick: huh, really thought that would work

Jason: ha! You idiot

Salim, from another room: yeah?

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houseofashesbrainrot

4 months ago

Nick: C’mon, Jason. Why do you not like Eric?

Jason:

Jason: Have you ever met a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up?

Rachel:

Salim:

Nick, shrugging: Valid.

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