i think it’s a pretty common headcanon that whenever there is a spider, annabeth freaks the fuck out. which is super weird to most people, because she’s like… the bravest person ever. even if you don’t know she’s a demigod, she’s just a badass. but if there’s a spider, she’s screaming bloody murder and jumping up on tables and counters. and of course, percy always comes and kills it for her. no matter what he’s doing or where he is.
but i think what would be even weirder for people (who don’t know her extremely well) is how seriously percy takes it. i feel like girls being scared of spiders and having their male partners come kill it is such a basic ‘weak white girl’ stereotype. and it usually is funny, even to the one who’s scared. so when annabeth does this and starts screaming for percy, people would start laughing. naturally, right? haha it’s so funny that annabeth chase is so scared of bugs. and after percy runs in and takes care of it, they would expect him to be laughing too and poke fun at her.
except it’s the exact opposite. there’s nothing funny about his expression. his jaw is hard-set and his sea green eyes are full of nothing but concern. he does a thorough examination of the surrounding area, makes absolutely sure there aren’t others and gets rid of any webs, and then goes straight to her. and his first question, every single time, is “you okay?” nothing but concern and support. and if the legendary fearless annabeth chase needs her boyfriend/husband to carry her across the room, because she doesn’t want to step on the rug now, you know dam well he’s gonna carry her across the room without a second thought. and you’d better not laugh at her, or else percy’s gonna give you the most scolding glare you’ve ever received, and it’s gonna make your arm/neck hairs stick straight up and your blood turn to ice.
and it would take people off guard every single time. because he’s not laughing at her. he takes her fear completely seriously. and it’s because he knows about her past. he’s seen her face her worst horrors. he knows what happened with archane.
he knows exactly why she’s so scared of spiders, and to him, there’s nothing funny about it.
How bad is it to be turned on by this?
Like scary movies?
Annabeth comparing 12 year old percy jackson to the king of the gods, the god of wisdom and battle strategy and the god of war and saying he's better than them. Annabeth's entire world view crashing down in the face of Percy's kindness and loyalty to the point where she defends his honor against millenia old gods. I will never recover from this.
"Do you know what that feels like, to be so close to someone you love knowing neither of you has any choice but to keep hurting each other?"
and then the scene just cuts to young percy sitting in the front seat of a car with an angry expression on his face. but at this point in his life, his mother is the one person he cares for. so is he angry with her? is he angry at himself for hurting her? what happened? and what's the name of the building the car is parked at? and you mean to tell me i have to wait a week or two to find out? i hate it here.
jude would rather lose cardan all together than to control him and bound him to her in his serpent form... no i'm not crying ur crying😭😭
Percy "I am SALLY JACKSON'S son" Jackson
percy "i am impertinent" jackson
just a reminder that if pjo gets all five books adapted we might get…
percy having a picture of annabeth in his binder
grover in a wedding dress
annabeth being a lil stalker
TYSON
thalia’s return
clarisse and her undead ship
blackjack
thalia, grover, percy, and annie going to retrieve nico and bianca
“If Annabeth’s mother is Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why did didn’t Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff” -Nico
Artemis and Zoe
the dam joke
“I can see the stars, m’lady”
percy and annie holding up the sky
RACHEL and her hair brush
paul blofis
annabeth’s first quest (her own)
the kiss before percy went to calypso’s island
silena and beckendorf :(
“don’t i get a kiss? it’s kind of a tradition” -percy (teehee)
all of manhattan taking a nap
sally and paul FIGHTING
nico and hades’s undead army
percy and his achilles’s spot/annabeth intercepting the blade
percabeth (my kids fr)
UNDERWATER KISS
“for once i didn’t look back”
the absolute audacity of these kids in this episode alone is insane like annabeth just casually pickpocketing hermes, the god of thieves, and percy immediately rear ending said god’s fucking car into multiple concrete walls oh my god i love these terrors
and then grover was just happy to be there
So, hypothetically, if someone, not me, was to have a crush on Toby's Poseidon, how much would Fandom hate them? Again, this is ENTIRELY hypothetical.
(No but the scene where he chuckles softly after Percy says "I didn't learn it from Chiron". I just physically can't- . I'm sorry, guys, I really am)