Oh, I Am Finally Old Enough To Know Why My Parents Took So Long To Grab Their Coats. Why They Would Ask

It’s the casual way Mobius sets his chaotic boyfriend The God of Mischief loose on everyone. Mobius is so attuned to Loki, he immediately knows how he’s going to react, offering him a gentle warning or permission to proceed. And Loki carefully waits for that permission before he acts, implying this is a familiar dynamic that’s been established beforehand.

I've been mad since 2022 for him being dead beat and the moment he showed up from the random burnt ice cream, I knew I was a goner

I SPENT EIGHT EPISODES SHITTING ON DEAD-BEAT DAD POSEIDON ONLY FOR RICK RIORDAN TO MAKE ME REGRET MY WORDS IN THE LAST TWO. HONESTLY. I AM SO MAD IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY. FUCK HIM.

AND FUCK TOBY STEPHENS AS WELL LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE SECOND HE WAS ON SCREEN I DID NOT HAVE A COHERENT THOUGHT RUNNING THROUGH MY BRAIN. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT TOBY.

#NETEYAM & #KIRI #TYKTIREY🫶

It's been 7 long years.

The final season of Percy Jackson and the Olympians has just begun to release.

The Ares and Apollo cabins are in a dispute over ownership for the flying chariot.

The counselors sit around a table in the Big House.

Percy has just learned that he's (probably) gonna die in the next month, when Clarisse and Michael begin to bicker. Percy has had it up to here.

He starts clapping rhythmically. There is a lull in the room as they stare at him.

He claps faster.

"Oh golly, the road's getting bumpy, cause I've got me some friends who just can't get along-"

james: everyone thinks you suck.

regulus: suck what exactly?

james: just suck at being a person.

regulus: well they’re probably right. but i think you have the wrong number...

james: remus ?

regulus: nope. regulus.

james: well…

james: wait what suck did you think i meant ????

regulus: idk james you’re texting me at 1am in the morning. what suck do you think i thought of.

james: REGULUS????

To clarify, what I mean is this is the one time we read about it. Ok maybe he didn't do it, but who's to say he didn't have to do something very like this while UTM. I'm just saying that even if he didn't show his wings, they weren't really safe to him.

Friendly Reminder

Rhysand, in order to prove his cruelty and this loyalty, is known to some pretty guttering stuff. I wonder who did Amarantha order to cut off that faerie's wings in ACOTAR. Illyrian bat baby. Wings. EVEN IF HE HADN'T BEEN TYE ONE TO CUT THEM OFF CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW IT WOULD HAVE FELT TO EVEN HEAR THE FAERIE. IM DYING

Jurdan have such regal vibes with gold jewelry and lavish clothes, which in turn makes me forget that the protagonists are an angsty 18 year old immortal fae who can’t process his emotions and a revengeful 17 year old human girl who’s mind is always consumed with hating said fae

“So I am to sit here and feed you information,” Cardan says, leaning against a hickory tree. “And you’re to go charm royalty? That seems entirely backward.” I fix him with a look. “I can be charming. I charmed you, didn’t I?” He rolls his eyes. “Do not expect others to share my depraved tastes.”

i love them. i do. best ship of the last ten years

there were two wolves fighting inside percy jackson this episode

the city kid: nah just cut the line, i’m in a rush and only suckers wait

the polite young man his mother raised: apologize and say excuse me to every person you shove past