I Just Need The Ffucking Blue Lego Stud I Need My Fucking True Jedi Right God Damn Now

Task: flashes orange on my taskbar

Me: Oh, so it's ready to use?

Task: You buffoon! You absolute fool! It won’t be ready for another minute!

Reasons I love Mew (Pokémon):

1) Kitty

2) Cat

3) Soft

4) Babey

5) Mew

Jobs give you money in exchange for your sleep schedule

Don't have the energy for X requirement of my current task so let me just 5 times as hard doing my task without it while also believing I'm doing less work

I don’t think loam noticed-

(asks for loam are now open!)

Anyone wanna pick me up, hold me close, and then shake me until you hear the spray paint can rattle?

Plonk is such an ideal word

Writing prompt: tomorrow, it's discovered no other known galaxy has any planets whatsoever, just stars. Shortly after, planets in our own galaxy begin vanishing.

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll