I've Rubbed Dirt Off The Floor With A Dry Mop At Work So Much Just Because Someone Put The Mop Bucket

hey cis people! now more than ever gender-nonconforming behavior is an act of resistance! and it's one anyone can engage in!

Farewell online privacy

Writing prompt: tomorrow, it's discovered no other known galaxy has any planets whatsoever, just stars. Shortly after, planets in our own galaxy begin vanishing.

Circle of protection against capitalism

Don't have the energy for X requirement of my current task so let me just 5 times as hard doing my task without it while also believing I'm doing less work

Mew deciding to have a ‘no float’ day

Jobs give you money in exchange for your sleep schedule

Not so much a writing prompt but an idea I'd like to see in a story: completely unrelated alien species keep managing to evolve into Humans, much like crabs, and the galaxy/unuverse getting increasingly annoyed about it