I need all of these in my life... Now.
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So you don’t end up eating ramen every night.
Seriously. I have answered toy phones at work as a cashier. *shrug*
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I may or may not have snorted and then danced* in the chair whilst having a giggle fit because of this...may or may not have. :3
*The term danced should not be taken literally given that it was, in reality, just flailing of the arms and legs while spinning (because it's a spin-y chair and that's what you do in spin-y chairs).
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I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…
Veins everywhere?
gorgeous~
Skin patches? Birthmarks?
hella rad~
Scars? Stretch marks?
beautiful~
Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?
heckie yeah~
Large? Curvy?
lovely~
Small? Thin?
charming~
Missing a few pieces?
handsome as ever~
Feel like you just look weird?
you’re fantastic looking~
^ All of this. ^
I'm sanguine. :)
Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen