Hollisiguess - Hollis_I_Guess

why does everyone in the yellowjackets fandom just agree that shauna’s mum is called Deb, she’s a nurse, a single mum and the nicest woman alive. Like where tf did that come from???

anyways Deb Shipman for president 🗣️🗣️

Just realized Lute is literally those 9th grade boys who you can’t tell if their gay or homophobic with zero in between

i wonder what’s gonna happen to those hikers with shauna “stab your problems” shipman in charge

all my best posts are ao3 related and i love it so fucking much cause we all run to tumblr when it goes down

Yellowjackets and why they got sent to conversion therapy But I'm A Cheerleader style

Nat - Goth.

Misty - Weirdo... her parents wanted her out of the house...

Van - Her mum doesn't actually care but she still crocodile-teared her way into letting Van stay without cost for the whole summer, #freebabysitting

Laura Lee - She's just a volunteer there (for now).

Shauna - Flannel-wearing, soccer-playing, poet-wannabe introvert. Obvs.

Jackie - Shauna got sent there. Also she plays soccer.

Lottie - Kept talking about seeing women (she has unstoppable visions).

Tai - She's gay; incidentally, Tai sent herself there because she didn't want to deal with a gay crisis, and her parents currently think she's at a Model UN conference.

Mari - Tried invoking Girl On Girl Is Hot with the wrong crowd.

Melissa - Look at her fucking hat. Come on.

Crystal - No sense of boundaries.

l wrote down my thoughts as I was watching episode 3 so might as well post it lol

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 3 EPISODE 3 BELOW

Mari that a gay man

Mari omfg stop pls

LMFAO DOUBLE PEPPER SORAY

OH FAMN LOTTIES SHIT WORKED

Speak of the devil (she’s actually my pookie and an Angel)

Lottie and Callie are such an iconic duo

U BITCH SHAUANA IS TRYING HER HARDEST

Mari’s such a pussy lmfao

Can y’all be buddies that would be fun

Oh nice crisis Ben

HES A SUB NOOOOOOO

fair crash out honestly

MARI PLS HAVE PITY ON THE MAN

Oh my poor baby

BUT THATS JUST A THEORY 

Mari pls don’t betray him

Oh they bondiinnnng

IS SHE STULL BLOWING HER PARENTS MONEY

OH SHES STILL TJ MAXX GIRL LMFAO

CALLIE LOOKS BOTH SCARED AND EXILARATED

Shauna don’t break her heart pls (this is about Misty)

Awwwwww, u still have a wife tai

IS IT REAL IT HAS TO BE WHAT IS JAPPENING

TAI STOP IT WITH YHE FIRE PLS

U FEEL LIKE OTHER TAI

SLAP THAT BITCH VAN

NO WE DONG WE HERE JACKSHIT

FUCK THIS

ohh cave girl

Dw Mari he won’t kill u

U BITCH MARI

I SWEAR TO GOD

CHRIST WHAT IS HAPPENING

OK THE WILDERNESS WANT ONE OF YHEM DEAD

SHAUNA GIRL I WANNA DEFEND U BUT I CANT RN

she still calls her shipman (yes I’ve already realized this but still)

THE GAYS

only u girl

Shauna u made out with taht girl

Girl look at her have pity on the jv

Melissa has fallen hard and Shauna is well maybe I dunno

U coulda thought of this earlier

Christ Lottie leave Akilah alone pls

The besties :)))))

Lottie I swear to fuck

LOTTIE

Fair reaction

Calie standing there like what the fuck is happening?

WHAT. ABOUT. UR. WIFE.

an Ice cream parlor is important tf

No Misty pls Shauna’s just a bitch the rest are chill 

Shuana and Mari bonding???????

Coyote eating a rabbit feels symbolic (cries in jackieshauna’s usual symbolism)

OH COME ON MAN

CAN THE WILDERNESS SHUT UP

So akilah is connected

Melissa my nerd and gen my non nerd

Oh hell nah

Van u good girl 

That guys was so sad

WHY IS THERE A DOIR WHAT IS THIS

DID VAN BURN GHE CABIN DOWN WHATS THE SUMBOLISM MEAN

Oh they trippin balls

Akilah u so dead next

So Travis wasn’t lying?

Ok shuana in a lake

NOOO HER BABY

SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY WTF

well that’s horrifying

VAN DID U BURN GHE CABIN WHAT IS THIS

Lottie????

HELLL NAHHHHHHHH

NO JACKIE

IS THIS OURGATORY WHAT IS YHIS

IM SO CONFUSED 

Lottie and Jackie my favs are creeping me tf out

JACKIE WAHT U MEAN

AROUND HER NECK WTFGFFFFF

WHAT IS THIS

JACKIE LOTTIE WHAT IS GHIS

well they’re alive somehow

Come on he saved three of them and Mari h woulda let him be

MARI I SWEAR

!!SPOILERS FOR YJ 304!!

Melissa fr accused a man of attempted murder for her lesbian situationship like girl ik damn well the cookie aint THAT good.

im bored so y’all are getting some hazbin hcs

Alastor is aroace and agender but he does not know it he has no clue what ANY of those words mean

Rosie actually knows that Alastor is all of those but to fuck with him she doesn’t tell him however she will from time to time call him one of those (for example when she says she knows Alastor is an ace in the hole)

Alastor and Rosie are in a qpr!

Velvette and Vox are besties they will gossip about everyone and everything

Velvette is a non-binary lesbian who uses she/her

EVERYONE in hell assume that the vees are a polycule and for the chaos they never correct anyone

Velvette barely tolerates Valentino and would like to beat the shit out of him at any given time

Ok I have to restrain myself with Velvette so last one even though Vox has beef with Alastor to everyone’s shock she hangs out with him every once and a while over some tea

Lute is aroace but she and Adam are « dating » bc people kept asking Lute out would never take no for an answer and it was making her uncomfortable

Despite everything Adam does care for Lute and is a good friend towards her hence why he agreed to the fake dating plan

Vaggie before getting her wings back would get HORRIBLE phantom pain from them and whenever Charlie would ask what was up she would always dodge the questions and Charlie wanting to respect her gfs boundaries wouldn’t push to much

Vaggies love language is acts of service and Charlie’s is physical touch

Charlie ADORES Vaggies wings she thinks they make her gf even more gorgeous then she already is

Vaggie is actually insecure of her wings as they remind her of a past she’s rather forget but Charlie fawning over them does make her like her wings a bit more

If Charlie is cold Vaggie will use her wings to make her warmer

After the battle against the exorcist Vaggie went back to thank Carmilla for her help and the two got to talking and ended bonding now they meet weekly at Carmillas to practice battle together (the both enjoy it greatly) and sometimes it leads to Vaggie staying for dinner

Carmilla Carmine is essentially Vaggies mom/mentor

Vaggie bonded with Carmillas daughters and they see eachother as sisters

Charlie will sometimes head over to cannibal town to give Rosie a visit and she now calls Rosie Auntie all the time

Vaggie brought Charlie to meet Carmilla and Charlie brought Vaggie to meet Rosie (both were super nervous to meet each others respective mom/aunt figure worried they wouldn’t approve)

Husk and Cherri used to hate eachother but after Angel forced them to hang out they grew to like eachother in a I hate u and hope u die/affectionate type of way

Angel does Cherris hair and I will not elaborate

Angel can’t cook for shit and almost set the hotel on fire many times (he’s now banned from the kitchen)

Vaggie however is a great chef!

Husk taught all the members of the hotel who didn’t already know how to play poker, poker

The hotel guests now have game night which is usually the entire cast struggling while Alastor, Husk and Vaggie sweep and have a rivalry between themselves the others are trying tho!

Alastor also taught the residents chess

Nifty eats the pieces

Im not elaborating on that last one

Vaggie and Angel actually like one another (PLATONICALLY) even considering one another one of their closest friends but neither would ever admit it out loud

Alright now that that's said Angel and Vaggie have mini cooking lessons in secret (WITHOUT ANY FIRE for safety reasons ofc) so Angel can make food for his friends

Lucifer and Vaggie actually bonded a lot especially given both are fallen angels

When Lucifer found out why Vaggie was cast out and how Vaggie had to physically restrain him from (somehow don’t question how he'd even be able to get to heaven to do it) beating the shit out of Lute

Shickingly Lucifer, nifty and Husk are friends and hang out

in fact Lucifer knew Husk before the hotel and had already grown fond of him

Sir Pentious and Charlie are besties

Charlie was the first person who Sir Pentious actually told he liked Cherri (the others still knew but like he actually told Charlie)

Sir Pentious makes Alastor babysit the egg bois after the outing he had with them a while back

Sir Pentious does like Emily but she kinda makes him sad as she reminds him so much of Charlie and he cant see her anymore given she's currently in hell

Razzle was always super attached to Charlie but Dazzle wierdly enough got super attached to Vaggie making her even angrier with Lute when she killed him

Imma end the hcs here cause this is already a shit tone lol

Lottie Matthews is alive and well, Lottie Matthews is happy and breathing, Lottie Matthews went in vacation and is alive and well. These are my new daily affirmations.