Honestly If Anything I’m MORE Convinced Melissa Is Hilary Swank

Her face. Her fucking face. Van going "it's Mari" in that choked up, distraught voice. Gen distracting Tai so that "Mari could have a fighting chance". Lottie telling Mari she'd been there before. Oh my god. None of them wanted her to die. None of them wanted to eat her. They all just wanted to go home.

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Y’all know bout this???

I haven't watched the episode, didn't even know there were new episodes releasing these days, then a celebratory clip appears on my feed and this was literally my reaction

happy 10 years of being married to them <3

i need to know how long the melissa things been planned because i just rewatched the last part of season 2 and she was always next to shauna. like just there but never interacting and plenty of us noticed at the time. that is Literally why the crackship started as far as i remember (tho it wasnt popular. like it was a joke in the moment that just disappeared again) because they literally never spoke bar one comment (which was melissa making a dig at shauna btw) but they were always near each other and oh wouldn't it be funny if !! and like now im like... holy shit maybe that wasnt a coincidence maybe that was an actual character choice.

i swear we're all just so used to not getting explicitly queer storylines and everything just being Implied that we thought we were reading into something too much. melissa has been drawn to shauna for a long time and we made it all a joke because how could it be anything more than that. they wouldn't make (arguably) the main character explicitly queer ?? And in doing so basically make her being in love with her best friend canon ?? but they did. they rly did that.

love her

I am starting to think that the girl hiker will be pit girl for a couple of reasons:

First of all the hunt of pit girl and her butchering feel so emotionless, like even with ben there was some sort of emotion (specifically seen with Nat and Misty) and even if these girls going kookoo I can't see the more sensitive memebers having no reaction (at least not from where we're at now) to pit girl at all, at least not if she's one of their own

Second of all the hikers that found them are specifically bird watchers and if you go back to the pit girl scene in episode one you here the girls making a bunch of u guessed it, bird noises. These sounds also mean the girls are playing with their victim, and if it was the hiker girl taunting her with bird noises seems accurate.

As well I think the pit girl scene is coming sooner then we thought considering Tai and Van talking about how winter is coming soon and how back in season 1 it literally came overnight. Not only that but given it seems they're debating waht to do with the hikers it's possible they settled on letting one go back to get them help while they keep the other hostage to keep them silent on what they walked in on. We also know the girls are capable of holding someone prisoner for a while as seen with ben which once again renforces the hostage thing.

Finally we have the fact that pit girl, as her name indicates, fell into the pit. Now we know Mari one of the two viable candidates for the pit girl allegations obviously knows where it is and though we have never seen gen see it on screen I doubt they never end up revisting the hole later. But you know who wouldn't even know the existence of this pit, a hiker.

obviously I could be super far off but like might as well through my theory into the ring lol

Yellowjackets 2.09 Storytelling • 3.03 Them's the Brakes

I imagine some trans person or enby changing their name like.

-> Goes to Wiktionary.org -> Clicks "Random entry" -> My name is now ጭምብል

Friend: Hey Hollis, how do you always know lore about fandoms you're not even in?

Me: I dont know, the fandoms minions just kinda go door to door seeing who will hear about their lord and savior bill cipher and, well, I've not got much to do in my life