My Yellowjackets Theory: Melissa Is The 8th Survivor, Which Begs The Question, How Has No One Brought

shauna shipman can eat me for lunch

How's this story for you? Once upon a time, a bunch of teenage girls got stranded in the Wilderness, and they went completely fucking nuts. They worshipped evil spirits, and they hunted their friends, and they feasted on their flesh, and they fucking liked it. So they told themselves stupid fairy tales and pretended they were brave and strong. Because the reality was that even if rescue came, they could never go home again. Because of what they'd done. Because of what they'd become. That's the truth.

YELLOWJACKETS — Season 3 (2025)

I started Yellowjackets recently (yes, I'm always super late at fandoms) because I saw a lot of content about it, especially about jackieshauna and other non-canon wlw ships and I tought that maybe people were esagerating about all of the characters soo queer coded (since complicated and well written lesbian/sapphic characters are kind of rare) but holy shit you weren't joking, this really is the cannibal lesbians show I've never been so happy to be wrong

shaunaaaaaaa

look I know people dislike how unhinged EVERYONE been this season but like am I the only one who a. thinks it's realistic given their character arcs and b. just kinda loves it like the more unhinged the better

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

ARE YOUUUUU FUCKING KIDDINGGGGGGGG?!?

IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?!?

belong to a soul

be god in the shape of a girl

who walks this world

my new favourite moment of season 3: mari genuinely trying to revive the dead guy by scooping his splattered brains back into his skull while lottie scoops it back out playing with her new blood foundation shade called 'you'll see' from her collection called 'the wilderness is me'.