And I'm missing my husband. He's on a business trip, and I'm in need. I'm wanton, craving his smell, touch, his sweat, his fingers, his cock, his rough and stubbled chin teasing me.....down there.
Since when did fortune cookies dole out condescending life advice rather than give out fortunes?
The Asian in me is greatly disappointed, and very much judges you. I mean, I once got a fortune with no fortune, and another time a fortune with nothing written on it...that happened like 3 times in my life.
Also the Asian in me, “I’m super annoyed at you, but do you want food?”
The amount of messages telling me to watch Blackwater Gospel.Â
It is a dark, creepy animation about an angry priest who rages at a man that doesn’t believe what he believes.Â
The analogy to the real world is astounding.Â
This animation is violent however. Viewer discretion is advised.Â
WATCH HERE
LAST RECOMMENDATION: ZERO
I totally agree!!
I have no words. This is art and I’m here to look and admire it. I’m speechless, it’s beautiful.
Artist Luo Li Rong
How little you matter until plans change and you’re sitting there wondering what just happened.
Mu-hmmmm
Mini compilation of Jodie Comer not getting over Eve stabbing Villanelle
So they really are bitches!
Only female mosquitoes bite, because they need the protein in your blood to produce their eggs. Source
I love me some Tilly.
Noir Jennifer Tilly
Roar!