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Felix: Name one mean thing I have said or done, ever.

Ted: You convinced me eggs weren't real.

BAHAHA SO TRUE

How felix felt after pushing his twin brother down 117 foot hole:

Free palestine

Hello, I am Malak Muhammad from the Gaza Strip, a mother of three children. I hope you will reblog my message. I hope you can help me donate or spread the word about my campaign https://www.tumblr.com/malokamohamed?source=share

https://www.gofundme.com/f/95gn2-urgent-relief-help-my-family-evacuate

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‼️Guys, please donate if you can ‼️

Praying for you and your children 💚

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Recently I had a surgery to repair my back (I have severe spinal stenosis) and my insurance claim was denied because it ‘wasn’t life threatening’. I am 22 years old, in college, and I was wheelchair bound due to the debilitating pain in my back from the curvature pressing on my nerves. I had the surgery and my parents had to assist me in paying for the surgery because my insurance wouldn’t help. Guess what insurance I have? Yup. United. (Struck through in case they start censoring it)

I was in the fifth grade when Sandy Hook happened. I grew up in the age of gun violence and shooter drills. I am a survivor of a shooting. I don’t care that CEO’s feel unsafe. I spent my entire school career terrified of dying when I walked in the building.

I never condone violence, but it was deserved. Oh, you say it was murder? What about the 68,000 people killed yearly from denied claims? What about my baby sister who is permanently disabled from a denied insurance claim (she had encephalitis as an infant but the surgery was considered ‘unnecessary’ because the mass wasn’t pressing on her spine yet)

So forgive me for not feeling bad for the CEO’s who are just lining their pockets. Forgive me for not feeling bad for CEO’s who feel unsafe in their guarded, security packed buildings.

shoutout to the people working for hours on content that only gets ten notes. i’m kissing you tenderly on the forehead as we speak

“My my my.. What a predicament.”

“Perhaps I should make an introduction.”

“Greetings, my name is Theodore Huxley. What brings you here?”

Bwhsjsbshs

Shout out to 2021

BASHDDSWA THAT WOULD TOTALLY HAPPEN 😭😭

felix why you trying not to laugh

how could i not participate