I realise my parents don’t actually understand my twisted Gen Z sense of nihilistic humour like I’m currently coughing my lungs up and I have four shows to peform in the next week and two full dress rehearsals so I said ‘I could just chug an entire bottle of cough syrup before each show and hope for the best’ and then my mum said she was gonna take the bottle out of my room because she genuinely thought I was going to do it like no mother if I was going to chug an entire bottle of anything it would be bleach
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Want to hear a hot take?
I feel attacked
Are you even a lesbian if you aren’t pissed off all the time?
This is a list of ao3 tags about batfamily that I think deserve to be used more (semi-serious list)
Canon tags:
• Bruce Wayne's Love Language ('cause yes, we need it) • Cassandra Cain is a Wayne (Because I say so) • Bruce Wayne Gets a Hug (There are many gen fanfics with batkids being comforted but far less with Bruce. Let's give him hugs too.) • Crying Bruce Wayne (I used it once (1) time, it was good, I recommend it) • Damian Wayne Acts Like a Kid (Honestly one of my favorites) • Jason Todd Calls Bruce Wayne "Dad" (I'm just so weak for this tag) • Damian Wayne Has a Heart (he's a kid, stop treating him like a 2D hater murderer) • Batman Needs a Robin (DCU) (I just like this) • Tim Drake Lies to Bruce Wayne (it's a beautiful tag and you know it) • Bruce Wayne Adopts Cassandra Cain (There are like 10 fanfics with this tag. I object) • Stephanie Brown Disobeys Orders (do it for chaos or for angst) • Damian Wayne Tries to Be a Good Sibling (I'm weak for this too) • Evil Genius Tim Drake (just for fun) • Fashion Disaster Dick Grayson (I laughed so hard the first time I read this)
Fanon/not yet canon tags (tags that I have used or seen around on ao3 but that are not recognized as canonical tags):
• Bruce Wayne Adopts Duke Thomas (I will make this tag canon or die trying) • Confused Justice League (not really a batfamily tag but close) • Jason Todd and Damian Wayne escape the League of Assasins (I see this as a sort of subtag of "Jason Todd and Damian Wayne Meet in the League of Assassins" but we should make it a canonical tag) • DC stands for Disregard Canon (It makes me laugh and we use it a lot) • Stephanie Brown Swears (There is a canon tag for Jason's swearing but not for Steph? Unfair) • Sarcastic Stephanie Brown (I just need this to be canon) • Alfred Pennyworth Makes Mistakes (Don't hate me, you know what can happen)
Maybe I'll do a part two. Let me know if you want it <3
Ray Toro: Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll
Mikey Way: Looks like he could kill you but could actually kill you
Frank Iero: Looks like he could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll
Gerard Way: Sinnamon roll or cinnamon roll there is nothing between
“I didn’t want you to leave… Just once more… I wanted to love you”. Let’s continue with Aomine audios, I bet you waited for them for a long time! This is a bit love troubled one, with happy ending though; you came back, though he let you go wishing you the best, never telling before he wanted nothing more than you to stay. Please use headphones! You miss the high quality of this audio otherwise. -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- This is from drama CD “Fantasy Kareshi vol. 2”
Yes.
are you ever just so zoned out that you find yourself watching Tiktoks That Radiate The Same Energy As Vines For 5 Minutes and 39 Seconds ™ and Riverdale Being Cringe For 3 Minutes and 27 Seconds ™
RACISM BEING USED AS A TACTIC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
23frogs are bitches and we don’t negotiate with terorrists.
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