I Asked The Sexitaries For Dicktation During My Next Meeting. At First The Two New Ones Went And Got

It took a little time for the employees to understand that when I said there was an presentation on Friday afternoon, but it was optional if they attended. That they all wanted to attend the presentation

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Have just finished coaching a women's team and decided I won't be back next year. The team tried very hard to convince me to come back. I will have to have to go through each player before I decide

When we had people over to our new home and were giving tours everyone was impressed but we told them wait till they saw what feature came with the master closet. Not manner people were expecting to see the selling realtor as part of our closet but she said she would do anything to close the deal so we will enjoy her for the next 6 months

If you have ever seen the Christmas story you know the leg lamp.... we got given the updated lamp for our office to put in the office this year

Friends of ours just got married and we invited them over so I could give them their wedding present as it wasn't ready in time for their big day so had to wait till after their honeymoon to be fully trained

We only hire smart sluts. It's too expensive in business and life for dumb whores. Also dumb where's get boring very quickly and we end up just giving them away to a hockey or football team to be the puck slut or balls girl

Dumb = Bad

Smart = Good

Have to admit it's hard for me to decide which view I like best. Watching my sluts ass bounce as she pounder her toy from behind, or her toys tits bouncing and seeing my sluts lust as she uses her toy

There are many uses for the dolly cart when at a hotel. Showing off what the bus boy will get as a tip for making sure we are looked after always makes gives top notch service

Our new office manager brought in donuts today, but dais they were only for the sexitaries, she also said they couldn't be eaten with being freshly glazed at the office

We have had two summer interns this year. And we don't want to say they are adickted but they are both definitely hooked and begging to be hired together in the fall.