Had A Silly Idea Earlier For The "Opposite Versions" Of The Bishops I Guess. I Have No Fucking Clue What

So cute !!!

With your sparkling AU how is miko like with two dads bulkhead and wheeljack world they spoil her and teach her to be a wrecker?

Oh boy. Here I go destroying my request order again for the sake of the plot. Sorry all yall who are waiting on answers, the sparkling au comes first.

Wreckers Stick Together

Bulkhead and Wheeljack were momentarily disappointed in the frame that the relic had gifted Miko, but they swiftly came to adore it due to how energetic it made her. However after the whole relic debacle and the numerous incidents the sparklings managed to get into, the wrecker duo were hesitant to act rashly.

They took their time slowly worming their way into Optimus's good graces again. And then once the Prime seemed satisfied with their behavior, they at last asked to be given the roles of secondary caretakers for Miko. Thankfully for them, Optimus did not hesitate to grant their wish and even blessed their chosen role. Although looking at the Prime made it pretty obvious that his main reason for giving them the role was because he was exhausted. Still, it didn't deter Bulkhead and Wheeljack.

Miko was their little wrecker when she was human, and she was still one of them now that she was Cybertronian. As such they went full on parental/fun uncle mode with her, taking all the time they had available to play with her and teach her. But as Miko had several more serious caretakers, the wrecker duo didn't feel all that bad when they deviated from teaching more mature topics and instead spoiled the little flier rotten.

Every excuse to give her things was taken. It became habit for Miko to always have good things happen every time she went to hang out with Wheeljack or Bulkhead. Sometimes it was just an energon goodie, other times it was a fun toy, and in odd instances she was even gifted weaponry and items that probably shouldn't be in the servos of a sparkling a vorn and a half old. Bulkhead objected to these particular gifts and took up a slightly more maternal role for Miko to contrast Wheeljack who went full paternal when it came to his little wrecker.

Their shared role of secondary caretaker created a fun dynamic between the trio when they were together. Wheeljack was the one to suggest absurd ideas and Bulkhead was the one to shoot the dangerous ones down and make the others safer for Miko to engage in. At one point Wheeljack tied Miko to a string and left her to hang from the rafters in an experiment designed to see if it would get her to stop jumping off things. Bulkhead did not object to the logic behind the plan, and wanting to help ease the burden on Optimus, just put some mattresses underneath Miko in case she fell. Miko loved being strung up for approximately half an hour before she grew irritated and started to scream. And so not wanting Optimus to know, the wrecker duo tried to get her down before anyone else would notice... only for Wheeljack to pull a cable, rendering him unable to climb up to the rafters to get Miko down.

It didn't take long for Miko's shrill screams, Bulkhead's frantic pacing as he tried to find a way to get her down, and Wheeljack's groans of pain to summon the team to their location. The very first thing that occurred in light of the rest of the team seeing Miko hung from the rafters like a piñata was for both Ratchet and Ultra Magnus to smack the wreckers responsible. Arcee then clambered into the rafters and got Miko down just in time for both Starscream (who had turned up randomly) and Optimus to berate Bulkhead and Wheeljack who looked like kicked puppies all throughout.

Starscream: You absolute IMBECILES! What in Primus's name made you think THIS *gestures to the string and a crying Miko* Was a good idea?!

Wheeljack: ...It was for science...

Starscream: iT wAs FoR sCiEncE!

Bulkhead: We are sorry, we didn't mean for her to get stuck.

Optimus: *soothing Miko* I am sure you had good intentions, but from now on you will have someone watch you while my sparkling is in your care until further notice.

Safe to say Bulkhead became even more of a nanny in response and Ultra Magnus may or may not have spent the next few weeks glaring at the duo whenever Miko was with them just because. But Ultra Magnus has never stopped a determined set of wreckers from doing anything. And so soon enough they got Miko into even more trouble.

In an effort to teach Miko what it means to be a wrecker, Wheeljack in his infinite brilliance thought it would be a grand idea to take her out on patrol with him and Bulkhead. The more maternal wrecker was unaware of the fact that his partner had Miko in his internal carrying compartment until halfway through patrol, when Wheeljack looked around and just popped Miko out like it was no big deal. Bulkhead's first response was to die a little inside and then panic. After all the slag the team had gone through constantly losing the sparklings to one threat or another only to get them back meant that the team would likely be going nuts back at base. But despite Bulkhead's best attempts to explain how this was a very very bad idea, Wheeljack carried on and began talking to and directing Miko as he would a new recruit.

Bulkhead tried to be a diplomat, but it took an additional hour for him to get a response from base. And by that point Wheeljack had already gone through several firing drills with Miko and had her begin some basic training exercises all while he preached wrecker values. Miko didn't perform all that well, but she put in effort and showed great enthusiasm for the activity, much to Wheeljack's delight. Bulkhead got in on it eventually while he waited for the team to response, prepping targets for Miko to shoot and mother henning the situation as a whole.

Wheeljack: *pointing toward a rock with a smiley face drawn on it* See bitlet, that's the bad guy you gotta kill.

Miko: *waving her blaster* Kill!

Bulkhead: Easy on the blaster! She's going to shoot her own optic out!

Wheeljack: Now what you want to do is aim for the helm and blast him to bits. You'll know you did good if he goes kaboom!

Bulkhead: Jackie, stop! She's only a vorn and a half old!

Miko: Kaboom!

Wheeljack: *proud as pit* That's right bitlet. Kaboom.

But as should be expected, the moment the team turned up, they were frantic. Optimus was nearly feral as he threw himself at the wreckers and snatched his sparkling away with a possessive snarl. Ratchet and Ultra Magnus immedietly beat both the wrecker's afts with wrenches and well placed hits to tender protofrom, leaving Bulkhead and Wheeljack twitching on the floor. They were dragged back to base and put in stasis cuffs as punishment for a day or so and then were denied sparklingsitting rights for nearly a month.

Of course this didn't stop Wheeljack from passing Miko candy underhandedly like contraband drugs or Bulkhead from giving her a good-recharge kiss quietly every night. And even once their ban wore off and they were denied rights to taking her anywhere, they still took time to play with her and teach her. Miko loved watching Wheeljack fight against pretend foes and she greatly enjoyed Bulkhead singing and dancing with her.

Miko was their little wrecker. And while neither may have been the best at handling sparklings, they loved her dearly and would gladly go to war in her defense.

Reunion

Poppy is finally out of her case and greeted with hug from Boogie Bot. But will the others be just as happy and enthusiastic as Boogie? Huggy kept Lelu away from Poppy’s room for a reason, a reason that his sister and friends don’t know about. What does Huggy know that the others don’t?

Baby first words

Absolutely obsessed and self indulgent they have my whole heart and i don’t know why (i do i just wasn’t expecting it)

*holds them* i just think they’re so funny and weird. god reduced to weird dad and his new weird family

Belcher and Pines Sleepover, poor Louise :(

Of bird feathers and unicorn blood fan-made trailer

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(The scene opens with the sea as a bullet glazes bird boy he falls into the ocean he tries to get to the surface but the storm carries him away as laughter is heard)

narrator “do you ever wonder what if?”

(dinky sandra and little fox’s boat crashes they wash up on shore and call out for birdboy)

sandra” dinky…I think his gone “

dinky “no”

(Sandra and little fox are seen hugging dinky)

(The scene changes to the magical forest as Maria is seen drinking from a stream she looks up and sees birdboy’s unconscious body)

(Birdboy is seen getting his wound treated and is then seen taking to Maria)

Maria” my name is Maria what’s your name?”

birdboy”….birdboy”

(The scene changes to dinky who is sleeping and dreaming)

birdboy”I’m not from here “

(Dinky is seen sleeping on a flowerbed she wakes and looks around)

dinky” where am I? Hello”

(She sees a light and runs after it)

dinky “wait come back!”

(Dinky cases the light but soon she sees birdboy)

dinky “birdboy!”

(Birdboy ignores her and looks at something)

dinky “birdboy?”

(The monster comes out of nowhere roars and eats birdboy it then looks at dinky)

monster”dinky”

(Dinky screams as she wakes up in a cold sweat)

???”dinky?”

(Jump cut to dinky looking tired as Sandra tries to get her attention)

(The magical forest is seen again as birdboy and Maria walk birdboy looks stressed as his demon comes out)

sandra”dreams again?”

dinky “no this time it was more of a nightmare a monster came this time and birdboy was there to “

(Birdboy startes to fall behind)

little fox” dinky I think this could mean something “

dinky”it feels like something is telling me that birdboy is out there alive and with his demon”

(Birdboy is seen covering his face as Maria approaches him with concern)

Maria” birdboy are ok what’s wrong are you hurt?”

(Birdboy says nothing)

Maria”please let me help you “

dinky”I can feel it”

sandra”dinky theos are just dreams “

(Birdboy backs away from Maria)

birdboy “s-stay away please !”

Maria”birdboy? What are you”

(Birdboy runs away from Maria)

Maria”birdboy!”

(Maria cases after him)

Maria”birdboy come back please!”

(Birdboy disappears in the forest)

Maria “birdboy!….where are you?”

(Birdboy is seen walking to the camp and passes out in front of the camp’s entrance where gordi finds him)

(The scene cuts back to the trio in the labbrey looking for a book little fox finds it birdboy is seen waking up in a bed he looks around and sees a doctor treating his wounded arm)

(Gordi is shown showing birdboy around enchdoing him to the other teddy bears)

arandanos”gordi were did find him?”

pandi”his feathers are so soft “

Mimosin “his so small “

(Azulin and birdboy are seen sitting on bench)

birdboy “i know what it’s like”

azulin” hmm?”

birdboy “to have a demon inside of you “

(Birdboy’s demon is seen)

(Jump cuts back to the trio in their clubhouse as little fox looks over the pages he stops and shows it to dinky)

Little fox”is this it dinky?

(Dinky looks closely at the page and gasp)

dinky “it..it can’t be it’s the place from my dreams”

sandra”really dinky that can be true that place is just as bad as here there’s no way “

dinky”no it is the same place I know it is his there we have to go there birdboy is alive”

(Dinky runs and climes down the ladder as Sandra and little fox chase after her dinky is seen packing up her things)

Sandra “dinky you can’t be serious that place is dangerous and that so called profecy they'll think your trying to be the chosen one"

little fox”huh profacy?”

Sandra” the teddy bears there believed that the unicorns were evil”

little fox” why would they think that?

sandra" well i don't known for sure but i heard that the unicorns took the forest from the teddy bears"

(dinky is seen heading to the magical forest as sandra and little fox try to stop her)

sandra" You are going to get yourself killed!"

little fox" please don't go dinky we already survived the forgotten children"

(one of the twins is seen approaching birdboy as his demon tries to come out birdboy runs away and is seen curled up into a ball and crys as gordi tries to confrert him)

dinky “you both don’t have to come with me but please let me try I need to know if his out there “

(padre walks torweds birdboy birdboy backs away)

padre" clam yourself child i will not harm you"

(Azulin , pandi , coco and Caricias look through birdboy’s bag and found the glowing acorns)

azulin”what are these ?”

(Padre is seen looking at the acorns)

padre” young man why do you have these?”

(Jump cuts to birdboy talking to azulin and gordi as birdboy covers his eyes)

birdboy “I’m sorry (sobs) I’m sorry I didn’t mean it “

(Birdboy is swapping his claws at padre and then the twins)

gordi” birdboy why did you do that?”

(Birdboy hyperventiles and backs away)

(Dinky is seen walking to the magical forest as Sandra and little fox follow after)

(Birdboy is seen as his teeth grow sharp as azulin walks up to him)

azulin”what is wrong with you?”

gordi “please birdboy let us help you”

(Birdboy shacks his head no as birdboy backs away azulin walks up to him)

azulin” signs) we can’t help you if you keep quiet “

(Birdboy then runs away )

azulin” hey get back here!”

(Gordi cashes after him)

Gordi “birdboy wait come back please!”

(Birdboy then flys away)

(The teddy bears come out to see what happened)

dinky”this looks a nice place to rest”

(Dinky sandra and little fox are seen sleeping )

coco”today’s the big day”

(The general startes his speech)

(Dinky sandra and little fox are seen in the small village talking to some of the teddy bears)

(The teddy bears are seen with their loved one’s before they go dinky runs in front of the crowd)

dinky “wait take us with you!”

(Jump cut the teddy bears ,dinky, sandra and little fox are seen in the forest but a shadowy rat like figure watches them from a far)

rat” aah to think I thought you were all gone you and unicorns (cackles ) such sweet yet sorry young souls you are all of you”

(Birdboy is flying over the forest and Lands as he looks around Unaware that someone is watching him )

Sandra “dinky has been having these weird dreams lately “

(Sandra is seen with little fox talking to gordi it’s nighttime)

dinky “please you have to help us find him “

(It’s morning and everyone counties the journey a twig is heard snapping and the group looks around and sees nothing but the rat makes himself known)

rat”hello my friends “

(The teddy bears ready their weapons but the rat dogeues them)

rat” come now there’s no need to be so rude and hostile “

(Azulin try’s to stab him but the rat grabs his hand with his tail and throws him to the ground)

rat” it is no use little bears I have not come to fight at lest not yet”

(Caricias takes out his knife)

Caricias “who are you!?”

(The rat just laughs and takes out a smoke screen)

rat”that is my secret “

(He throws the smoke screen)

(The rat is seen talking to a rabbit)

Rat”have you found him?”

rabbit”yes but he got away “

rat”heheh no matter the plan will still work out in the end”

(The teddy bears are seen eating the caterpillars and the Mimosin twins wander off they get separated)

Mimosin “ little brother!”

Mimosin “little brother where are you?”

(The ‘monster caterpillar’ appears but before Mimosin can do anything someone hits him in the back of the head knocking him out)

(The next day everyone wakes up and notices that the twins are missing they start looking for them )

(the raindrop falls from leaf to leaf and then into a pool of blood)

(the rat and the rabbit are seen killing a unicorn)

(they are then seen walking to their hideout where the twins are bound and gagged and scared as they watch the rat and the rabbit gather items the rat pulls out a wooden box)

rat" I never thought I'd have to use this again"

(dinky sandra and little Fox and the teddy bears are seen walking through the forest)

rabbit" and what might that be?"

(they find the lone owls)

sandra"Oh my gosh"

gordi" No please no"

dinky" How did this happen?"

(pandi and sorisas look at the corpes's)

pandi "What did this to them?"

(Little fox cry’s as Sandra tries to confront him Caricias holds up a skull and cries)

Caricias “we’re going to die “

(Birdboy in his demon form is seen flying)

padre”the unicorns my children the beasts have no mercy “

little fox”no that’s not true!”

(Gordi is seen picking up a feather and shows it to dinky )

gordi “dinky do you think? This is his?”

dinky” yes he was here”

(Maria is seen talking to her mother)

Maria’s mother “we come from nature and we must protect the forest and help those who help Mother Nature “

Maria” mom birdboy where is he where is he from is he ok?”

(Birdboy is seen alone looking at the his reflection as Maria’s mother appoeches him)

Maria’s mother “ he is well Maria but Maria there is something you must know “

Maria” what is it?”

(Birdboy swipes his claws at Maria’s mother )

Maria’s mother “he has a demon inside “

(Maria’s mother manages to calm him down )

Maria “what but how?”

Maria’s mother “we all have demons Maria some just roar louder than others “

(Maria’s mother is talking to birdboy as he watches her bring life back to the forest)

(The teddy bears ready there weapons but dinky Sandra and little fox sees birdboy with her )

dinky “birdboy!”

Sandra “his alive?”

little fox”your ok!”

(Before they can do anything the arrows get shot into Maria’s mother)

rat”now now attack now fool!”

(The rabbit the rat who is wearing a white rosé petal around his neck shines and glows attacks both the teddy bears and Maria’s mother as she tries to protect birdboy )

little fox” stop you’re hurting them!”

dinky “they’re not doing anything wrong!”

Maria’s mother “run birdboy!”

(Birdboy in his demon form fly’s away as the rat gives a silent order to the rabbit to go after him)

rat “you must give up now”

(The rat stabs Maria’s mother and knocks out padre as the kids azulin gordi and coco get away as the other teddy bears laid unconscious)

(Birdboy is seen crashing into the ground as the rabbit approaches him as he turns back to normal)

rat” you have no reason to fear me birdboy for I too have a demon inside “

(Birdboy is tied up looking fearfully at the rat)

(Dinky and little fox are trying to clean coco’s wounds)

gordi”what do we do now?”

dinky “we have to find that rat”

(Azulin appoerches coco but Sandra blocks his way)

(Dinky Sandra little fox azulin and seen running as a shadowy figure appoeresch coco)

dinky “we don’t know who he is but wants you guys and the unicorns “

Sandra “or what he has against us”

(The rat is seen dragging coco to his hideout)

rat”I have be on the run for so long and trying to find you teddy bears and unicorns “

(Sandra is seen trying to strangle azulin as gordi tries to stop her)

(Dinky Sandra little fox and gordi are seen around a campfire as gordi cooks a frog”

little fox”these berries are delicious “

(The rat I seen talking to azulin)

rat”you may think that we are the same but unlike you little cub I never regret “

(Dinky is seen with Maria and her friend)

dinky “you know birdboy?”

(Azulin attacks them but dinky tries to stop him)

dinky”stop!”

(Maria’s friend runs at azulin and throws him off the cliff)

Luke mother like daughter.

Zoe unlocked the Accidental In.

Episode 49 Part 1 First < Intermission > Next Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5 Ep 41, Ep 42, Ep 43, Ep 44 Ep 45, Ep 46, Ep 47, Ep 48, Intermission

Bonus:

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the lamb: yall mind if i explode into tentacles

havin a little fun with the lamb and potential tentacle body horror because i think sometimes they should be gross. why SHOULDN'T these God creatures be an affront to the nature of creation

Angry Elder Kettle

Bad End!AU but Elder Kettle still exists and becomes their resident saltier Uncle Iroh

follow up question what dose euclid and scalene think of everyone else in gravity falls?

They're neutral towards them mostly! They like Wendy quite a bit (tho they were upset about the Dusk 2 Dawn situation for a bit) and her friends are... Fine? They don't have a great frame of reference for how human young behave in their teenage years but they seem fairly similar to teenage Euclideans.

The Gleefuls are their sworn enemies, and Mr and Mrs Northwest will eat glass by their hands one day, but everyone else is kinda unimportant to them.

Aside from McGucket. They feel a great deal of guilt about how badly Bill affected him and they want to help, but he's the only person aside from Dipper and Mabel who can see them in their regular 2D forms, and he's terrified of them.

You fail me...

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