"my Grand Plan" Is My Theme Song Btw

BRO. SKIBIDI TOILET 🤣🤣

I’m going to shove the Athena Parthenon up your ass

I found my fucking answer

I have trouble taking care of my teeth because everything that involves doing that is a sensory nightmare. I decide to do some research to see if there's anything I can do about this. The results?

"How to make your autistic child brush their teeth"

"Autistic Children and Sensory issues relating to tooth brushing"

"How to get your little shit to brush his fucking teeth"

Like, yeah Google, thanks, that really helps. And like, even if I was a child, some of the advice seemed... unhelpful. Like, doing a dance and singing a song while brushing your teeth? Even for a kid, I don't think that would help distract from a sensory experience as intense as brushing your teeth. Like, the extremely intense and unpleasant flavor, the intense feeling of the brush against your teeth scraping across it, even mouthwash has such an intense and disgusting flavor that I have difficulty keeping it in my mouth for more than a few seconds. I wish there was SOMETHING that could be done.

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

Can’t want for July 10th, 2026, where the Spider-Verse fandom skyrockets again.

The urge to write angst is literally eroding me mentally I’m going to write angst

I keep on imaging Dark! Percy as Anakin (minus the Padme thing)

More Percy Jackson headcanons

-Hazel’s favorite modern artist is definitely Laufey.

-The Seven roasted marshmallows over Leo at least once.

-Tyson’s favorite desert is chocolate and peanut butter brownies.

-Annabeth listens to Paris Paloma.

-Percy used to make fun of Jason for only being able to grow stubble.

-Nico has Saint Bernard by Lincoln on repeat at least once a week.

-Percy is either the driest or most animated texter, it just depends who you are.

-Piper listens to Dazey and the Scouts. 

-Zoë Nightshade’s favorite fruit was the blackberry.

-Bianca’s was the blueberry.

-Nico absolutely hates pomegranates. 

-Annabeth and Hazel both like earl gray tea with a bit of vanilla.

-Reyna’s favorite bird is the raven and she has a small whittled sculpture of one she carries with her.

-If someone exposed Ella to Wikipedia, she’d be on it all the time.

-Rachel gives Ella any interesting bird feather she finds.

-Will gets called Rapunzel. 

-Annabeth has one of those huge ass tasers that look like an enlarged flashlight.

-Piper has one too, but it’s pink. 

It’s so unrealistic to me when ppl have miles stay mad at gwen post btsv. Like, y’all expect me to believe that Miles would rlly see the love of his life gather a ragtag group of allies to go against the entirety of spider society and eldritch horror Spot just to save him and his DAD and NOT forgive her ??? Please

“Son of Neptune” is such a cold title for a person. Like, that sounds like someone who can clock somebody in 3 milliseconds flat. Anyways.

The fact that gods, monsters, and any other deity or opponent refers to Percy as Perseus Jackson. That’s because names hold power, and how every titan has a nickname, or giant, divine deity. The name “Percy Jackson” holds power.

Also, Perseus means destroyer or to destroy and that’s a fact I found interesting.