This is a not-safe-for-work choose your own adventure style collaboration from the good perverts of the BNHarem discord server. Thanks to @thisisthehardestthing for the banner, and to everyone who came together to make this happen. Each story starts the same way, but in every entry our reader will meet a different character.
Your throat felt dry as you came to the arranged address, the mask that the organisers had asked you to wear clenched tight in your fist.
The building was one of the city’s most exclusive hotels, and it had the look of a cathedral from the outside, the main entrance flanked by massive marble pillars, a gold glow from inside the main atrium. Even the doormen looked expensive, clad in black uniforms with gold trim. As instructed, you kept your head down and headed to the side entrance. A polite-but-burly security guard checked your identification and took your phone and other electronics from you, giving you a numbered ticket in return as he locked them away. Did he know why you were here? Probably.
Shame rose in your chest at the prospect of what you were about to do. Why, exactly had you agreed to this? It was gross. It was wrong. But it was a lot of money. You were struggling to repay your loans, and if you did this party, you could be free of them with just one night of sucking cock. Well, not entirely free, but it beat spending years working two jobs, didn’t it?
At first you had been puzzled. Who exactly was paying random girls so much for a single night’s work? Even if it was sex work, that was a hell of a lot of money. Then the word hero was mentioned and everything made a whole lot more sense.
Everything about hero life was drenched in lucre. The magazine interviews, the tv shows, the movies. They owned skyscrapers in central Tokyo, they wore shoes worth more than your annual salary. And, according to the woman who had recruited you, this party was being hosted by the current number one hero in Japan. Maybe… you’d even get to meet him.
You were ushered through the building by a woman in a masquerade style mask like yours, catching glimpses of events in other rooms as you passed. A girl in a silver zentai bodysuit floated above a stage, the only exposed flesh on her body the pink centre of her sex. Another room seemed to host an orgy, the floor writhing with bodies in the dim light. The motion was almost hypnotic, but your guide’s hand was on your shoulder, pulling you away before you could stare too long.
“Here we are,” said your guide, squeezing your shoulder as you arrived at the place you would be working that night. Your room, for lack of a better word, was a little larger than a toilet cubicle, and dark, a pile of cushions on the floor, along with a basket with towels and bottled water. In the centre of one thin wall, around hip height, was the hole. You stared at it, catching a glimpse of light and movement from the room beyond.
In a little under ten minutes, you’d be sucking off whoever wanted it through that hole in the wall. A hero, maybe, or a sidekick. Did it matter? It wasn’t like their dicks would taste any different. The more you thought about it, the worse it seemed, but it was a little late to back out now. “You all set?” your guide asked, smiling from behind her masquerade mask. You nodded, numbly, and she shut the door behind you, leaving you alone, the glory hole your only light.
Who comes for you?
@tomurasprincess - Kirishima
@story-sensei - Gang Orca
@candychronicles - Hawks
@10millionyearsdungeon - Shindou
@thisisthehardestthing - Endeavor
@kingexpl0sionmurder - Shinsou
@hitoshisbabygirl - Aizawa
@burnedbyshoto - Shouto
@trafalgar-temptress - Denki
@leeswritingworld - Dabi
@ikinabi - Deku
@iwvs-on-ao3 - Bakugou
This just be my opinion but I’m afraid to share it tbh. I feel like Imma be attacked. But I don’t see how it’s wrong. Maybe it’s just me?? But others could see it that way but not everyone does. I don’t. I don’t even really see it as a design choice. I just see it as a physical trait. I see a bunch of people drawn like this and they aren’t even black a lot of the time. Idk, this just my opinion, please be open minded and don’t attack me. If you want just educate me and tag me cuz Im really tryna see others perspective on this.
Also when I draw my OCs I dont necessarily draw it like this but I do shade it like the last one. And they aren’t black. So like, if that’s wrong please tell me how
Hey jsyk it’s 2018 and if you’re still drawing characters with big lips like THIS, even if they’re pale/not black, it’s fucking racist. Stop doing it.
No excuses. “It’s a stylistic choice!” It’s a RACIST stylistic choice.
“Idk how else to draw big lips!” That’s because you relied on racist caricatures and are a bad artist. Teach yourself. Learn. If you’re not willing to do that, then you are a bad, racist artist.
“But it’s part of the character design!” Yeah, and it’s racist. If it’s your OC, then change it. If it’s not your OC, make the right choice and draw them with normal looking bigger lips instead of this racist monstrosity.
And if this post makes you uncomfortable because it’s calling you out for stuff you’ve done, good. Fix it. Own up to it. Grow.
If you see this and you’re first thought is to defend this: you are racist. You are part of the problem. Congrats. Now work on yourself and unlearn that.
“Spin the bottle! Let’s play Spin the Bottle!” Ashido squeaked excitedly, flinging her arms high to grab everyone’s attention. While some groaned at the thought, others cheered at the chance to pass some time while Class 1-A, like the rest of U.A. High, found themselves in lockdown.
A villain threat had been called into the school earlier that day. With the teacher-pro-heroes patrolling the grounds, Principal Nezu had ordered the students to stay inside their dormitories for the time being. Understandably, the students from the Heroes Department were itching to help out but Nezu had insisted they stay put.
And that’s how you found yourself playing Spin the Bottle. Ashido was persistent. No one got the chance to protest.
“Alright, ____.” She said once the sofas and chairs had been moved so that Class 1-A in its entirety could sit in a large circle. She put an empty coke bottle in the centre and then grinned at you. “You’re up first!”
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MASTERLIST: Ashido Mina Asui Tsuyu Bakugou Katsuki Iida Tenya Jirou Kyouka Kirishima Eijirou Koda Koji Ojiro Mashirao Sero Hanta Shouji Mezou Todoroki Shouto Tokoyami Fumikage Uraraka Ochako
[More Coming Soon…]
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Welcome to the masterlist for my mini Spin the Bottle series. No one likes being in lockdown, but hopefully these heroes-in-training can make your day a little brighter. Keep safe, wash your hands and I hope you enjoy the reads!
a/n: may challenge day 20. injuries/injured darling, burns, shoji and darling are childhood friends, possessiveness, overprotectiveness.
word count: 1.5k
“Mezo, this is insane! What are you thinking?“
If he didn’t appear to be his calm, normal self, then you wouldn’t have believed him to have any sense left in his head. Your childhood friend and classmate continued lacing up his boots, and only turned his eyes towards you when one of his tentacles opened into a mouth, so he could respond to your question.
"I’m thinking that something needs to be done, and I’ll be the one to do it."
When he finally stood up, he towered over you like a skyscraper and looked as though he might even bump his head against the ceiling, his muscles bulging out of the tank top he usually wore for training. To anyone else, he would be so intimidating….but in your eyes, all you could see was a guy that was far too insistent on protecting your honour.
Before he could move another inch, you reached up and pressed your hands against his broad chest–and putting on the most stern face you could, you gave him a gentle push so he would fall back to sit on your bed.
"Sho, you need to relax. Challenging Bakugo to a duel in the middle of the night isn’t going to take back the fact that I lost to him.”
In all honesty, despite how determined he was to fight for you already, you had done your best to hide how humiliated you had truly been following your defeat. You liked to think you were strong, or at least not the weakest of your fellow classmates–but getting the crap beaten out of you by Bakugo today was humbling to say the least, especially now that you were sporting some rather deep bruises and painful wounds that would take awhile to heal. And you hated being pitied, so having to be hauled off by your friends to Recovery Girl while everyone’s eyes bored into your aching, burned body…it was the worst feeling in the world.
“Haven’t you seen what’s beneath your bandages? He burned you. Badly. You’re going to have scars because of him.”
You sighed, and tried to shake the memory off, while your fingers mindlessly drifted over the bandages wrapped tight around your arm. While you had been licking your wounds, of course Shoji was the first one to come find you once you were released from care–and for once in his life he showed his emotions clearly on his face, his fury seething straight through his mask and causing heads to turn as his footsteps thudded heavily through the corridors of the school to find you.
“Everybody has scars, Sho. Have you seen Midoriya’s hands? Or yours? It’s normal."
The two of you had been friends for a long time, but you had never seen him so furious as he was just a few hours ago. Your sparring sessions had been around noon, so Shoji had the whole last half of classes to glare daggers at Bakugo whenever he could, and you even watched him shove past him as you left for the day, nearly everybody being the wiser to how much it wasn’t an accident. It was baffling, honestly, to see him act like that–even as elementary schoolers Shoji had always been mature and never held grudges, but for some reason seeing you get hurt when he wasn’t paying attention really bothered him. And to top it off, it made you feel like he saw you as weak, too…like you were just another person he needed to protect, instead of the hero you strived to be.
“I don’t care if it’s normal for everyone else. It shouldn’t be normal for you.”
With that thought sticking in your mind, your brow furrowed as he stood back up, and moved across your room to leave–but he stopped with his hand on the doorknob, when you muttered something to his back.
“…Why? Is it because you think I’m weak, too?”
He turned his head almost immediately, just as you figured he would. But you had your arms crossed over your chest and a dark shade over your eyes, your thoughts turned sour in just a matter of moments.
“That isn’t-”
“Wasn’t what you meant. Sure. So that’s not why you’re always trying to protect me.”
He was your best friend, and your closest ally in the world, so it stung even more painfully to realize that he probably wasn’t taking you seriously. You thought that whole saviour complex was just because it was who he was…but it pained you to think that he was only like that because he’s always needed to protect someone smaller than him. Someone who always clung to his arm when you were shy, and had him beat off the bullies when you couldn’t do it yourself.
“…I don’t want to protect you because I think you’re weak.”
Somehow, that sentiment aggravated you even more. You’d seldom ever got annoyed with Shoji, you couldn’t even remember the last time you fought–but you were certain he was just pitying you now, and treating you like you were still a child. In that moment you felt just like when you were kids, when you always needed somebody to stand up for you, and you were far past being over it.
“Then why do you, Mezo? You shelter me more than anybody else. You’re always trying to keep me safe, even to the point of getting hurt yourself…why else would you do that?”
But even so, your words came out with more venom than you wanted. Shoji finally moved away from the door completely, and walked towards you with heavy footsteps…but by the time he stood over you again, he still had that gentle look in his eyes, and you watched as the mouth on his tentacle hesitated a bit before speaking up again.
“I want to help people who are weaker than I am. And I also want to help people that are strong, but still need someone to lean on. But you…I want to help you because I don’t want anyone else to do it in my place.”
The room had been quiet before, but now you descended completely into silence. You hung off of Shoji’s words, no matter how tentative, because you really couldn’t believe what you were hearing. You couldn’t even grasp it fully, the meaning too vague…so he was forced to spell it out, his face growing hot underneath his mask.
“I don’t protect you because you always need it. I do it because I want to be the one to save you if you do. And so, if anyone ever goes after you…”
His mouth drifted closer, lowering so it was level with yours, and the thought suddenly hit you that his behavior really didn’t make sense. He was always so much more protective, so much more dedicated, and so much more attached to you than anyone else. There couldn’t be a simple explanation for it…there could really only be one explanation.
“…Then I can make sure they don’t get off easy, after hurting the one that I love.”
If you thought it was silent before, after his confession you swore you could hear his heart beat from where you stood. Whatever you were thinking before was irrelevant, it felt like even the dull sting of your injuries had faded away with it. Shoji loved you, for how long you couldn’t tell, but he did–and you wouldn’t care if the floor crumbled beneath you and you realized this was all a dream, because it was something you didn’t think would ever feel so good.
“I..I think I should go. I’m sorry..”
For someone that was so smart, and skilled, and incredible, he really could be totally oblivious sometimes. But you supposed it was his nerves that clouded his view of your reaction, and he thought your quiet shock was rejection…though fortunately that was remedied once you raised your hand, and gave his mask a gentle tug to pull it down his face, and over the mouth he always tried to hide. You hadn’t seen it in ages, it had been a while since you’d been alone for long enough for him to unveil it…but as scary as he thought his wide mouth and razor-sharp teeth were, you always found it to be one of the coolest things about his look.
“I disagree. I think you should stay here…and I think you should wait until I’m all better, so we can go kick Bakugo’s ass together.”
He nuzzled shyly into your hand as you cupped his face, but he still quivered as you leaned up on your tiptoes, to press an impossibly gentle kiss to his misshapen lips. You could feel the way he melted into it though, several pairs of hands coming down to hold you close while he gathered the courage to kiss you again, and several more times after that.
Maybe you were still weak, after suffering such a horrible failure and bearing the marks for all to see. But it didn’t feel so bad when you had somebody that swore he would protect you, and keep you safe while you recovered…so you could find your strength again, and try your hand one more time at getting some payback.
Iida: My policy is, “If you see something, say something.”
Izuku: *Raising hand* I saw a frog on the sidewalk today.
Iida: Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about, people.
just had a thought
should I write for Stray Kids?
pairing: iwaizumi hajime x fem!reader x oikawa tooru
warnings: fakedating!enemies to lovers !!!!!! they’re aged up and they drink??? they’re 18, angst if you squint hard, there’s some making out, swearing and i think that’s it,,, maybe ooc like bro idc at this point bye NO BETA WE DIE LIKE MEN
word count: 4k bro i cried
a/n: HELLO this is one of my parts for the kkc collab !!!! my next part is a matsuhana x reader piece so stay tuned for that one JFKSKRKSK i cried hard (bc i havent write this much like ??? nunca??? ) writing this and i had to rewrite sO MANY TIMES bc i was not ??!??!? satisfied w the results but yeah, it’s 4am and i wrote 4000 words of shit so ENJOY.
link for the masterlist of the collab here 🥳
oikawa rolled his eyes, he couldn’t be more annoyed by the sight in front of him, you hanging on iwaizumi’s back with your arms crossed against his chest, holding yourself from falling. he tried his best to get to like you even a little, but it was hard when you were a literal copy of him, loud, charming and sadly, extremely attractive. and the worst part of that, is that he had to share his iwa-chan with you.
after-class practice was cancelled because the coach had personal stuff to do that day, so oikawa found himself hanging with his fellow third years friends at iwaizumi’s house, which was conveniently next to his own house so he didn’t care at all if he stayed late. the big problem started when you arrived unexpectedly, saying with a smirk that iwaizumi forgot his math book on your house, that was also very conveniently a few blocks away from there. oikawa scowled, very irritated by your presence and how you managed to shift the whole atmosphere of the room with a few words, shifting all the attention to you.
he hated that so much, how you could get all the gazes on you that once were on him, making them yours forever. matsukawa and hanamaki were mocking the face he was making when you were on iwaizumi’s back hugging him, laughing loudly making oikawa’s mood sour instantly. “hiro, maybe we should leave, we have to do the… thing.” matsukawa said softly, narrowing his eyes, only hanamaki and oikawa hearing it with you busy giggling on iwaizumi’s ear. oikawa’s head snapped looking at them with wide eyes, begging silently that they wouldn’t leave him alone with you and iwaizumi, the couple just shrugged and said their goodbyes to the house owner and you, leaving an oikawa looking everywhere but you two.
you lowered yourself from iwaizumi’s back and sat on the couch that was occupied by matsukawa and hanamaki a few minutes ago, iwaizumi sitting next to you moments later. oikawa murmured things you couldn’t quite catch, you watched him narrowing your eyes. “what was that, shittykawa?” your gentle smile did a 180º twist, now that you three were without the company of matsukawa and hanamaki, your voice was laced with venom. you sneered at oikawa’s frown and iwaizumi rolled his eyes. “y/n, don’t tease him.”
‘are they on a first name basis? unacceptable.’ oikawa’s thoughts were filled with jealousy and anger at the same time, watching you smirk and hug his iwa-chan in front of him was enough to make him snap, he did his best to maintain composure in front of his best friend because he was a guest but you, you really made him go insane with a few words and looks. “get your arms off iwa-chan, right now.” iwaizumi looked away.
“and who the fuck are you to tell me what to do?” you scoffed as you stood up from the couch, you felt a hand grabbing your wrist and you turned your head to see iwaizumi’s pleading eyes looking directly into yours with his eyebrows furrowed, slightly shaking his head. you smirked and snatched your hand from his grasp, immediately walking towards the place oikawa was sitting.
oikawa watched you stand up from the couch and how you exchanged a few words with iwa-chan, you turned your head around and looked at him defiantly. he instantly got nervous, what was he supposed to do now? you defied his (very weak) command and iwaizumi didn’t back him up, were you going to punch him? maybe spit on him? that’s kind of kinky, no wait, why is he thinking that? he shook his head and watched you approach him quickly, sitting on his lap. “w-what are you doing?”
“why do you think you can tell me what to do? are you jealous of me getting all iwa-chan’s attention? you know that porcupines have a low attention span.” you smiled wickedly and oikawa heard iwaizumi grunting softly ‘that’s not true.’ but all his attention was on you sitting on top of him literally owning the ambience of the room again, he gawked at you with his mouth slightly open. you watched how he stared you in awe, you raised an eyebrow and he shook his head, trying to gather coherent thoughts. “g-get off of me.”
you pouted, “you didn’t answer my question.”
oikawa rolled his eyes, now getting more annoyed, he was about to answer but iwaizumi had to interject. “yeah, crappykawa, answer her question.” oikawa gasped, feeling betrayed by his best friend, he crossed his arms as you stood up from his lap to sit now, to oikawa’s misfortune, on iwaizumi’s lap. his best friend made no sign of being uncomfortable by your behavior so he just groaned at the sight.
“i’m leaving,” he stood up as quickly as possible and walked to the door. he made one last look to the couch where you were sitting with his friend, he frowned when he saw you laughing at something iwaizumi said.
“c’mon tooru, don’t go.” he heard iwaizumi say.
he slammed the door on his way out.
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Hi! Could I request a bnha x reader where the reader does a cover of Marshmellos Happier (like Alec Chambers) and it’s just super angsty
hey there anon! im so sorry about not being able to write this yet but I have had a busy ass week and im tired as hell and I havent written at all. plus,I dont know if you’re gonna see this but, could you maybe specify who you want me to write about
like, which character? and send the ask again
sorry for the inconvenience but i really wanna get this out, thanks!
i’ll b waiting
dont have enough people that like me tho. Also havent written in a long time cuz been feeling down latelyyyy
Reblog if it’s okay for your followers to leave you an ask telling you what the one thing is they remember you for as a writer. Is it a scene or a detail or a specific line? Is it something like style or characterization? Is it that one weird kink they never thought they’d be into, but oh my god wow self-discovery time?
What anime's do you write for?
I havent been watching that much recently, i started oretty late so Im not rly done with many animes but I wrote for ones that I watch. Haikyuu (Havent watched the 4th season), Attack on Titan (Havent watched 4th season), BNHA (caught up with the manga so Im kinda ahead), Free! (not done with 3rd season). Currently, I’m working on one request and a Yamaguchi x reader
edit 5/26/20: I started Food Wars too so I will probably write for that in the near future.
edit 5/30/20: today is the near future. I will also write for Saiki K. cuz i just remember that existed and I love the characters
Overview: After meeting at a party and Y/N consequently completely forgetting, Y/N and Kaminari decide to give friendship a try. Little do they know that Kami’s reputation precedes him and will only cause issues along the way.
Introductions:
Y/N’s Intro – Kami’s Intro
0- Party Hard
1- Not Just A Fling
2- Truth or Dare
3- Reputation
4- Coffee Meet
5- Movie Night
6- Making Meme-ories
7- Friend Probation
8- Go For It
9- Give Him Hell, Kiddo
10- Acting Brash
11 - Falling for You
12- Combined Dumbass Energy
13- Give Me a Chance
this smau is now officially over 😭 thank you all for supporting it as it was being updated and anyone who finds it in itscompleted state, you are all loved xox
there will also be some bonus updates coming soon 👀
GMAC Playlist:
BNHA Masterlist
took over a year off to cut you bitches some slack,, tell a friend to tell a friend, SHE'S BACK
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