Deep-fried Fondess

Dabi: *reading his book aloud to annoy everyone*

You: *walks in the room*

Dabi: *reading* "...I'll kill you"

You: Not if I kill myself first

Dabi: ...

Dabi: Y/N no

reincarnation

— Five chances to fall in love. Five reincarnations to find the person you’re destined to be with. It just so happens that in each life you keep meeting a man with brown hair and a sweet involvement of primroses —

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pairing: kaibara sen x fem!reader

warnings: soulmate au!, reincarnation au!, royalty au!, fake dating au!, college au!, villain!kaibara au!, fluff, angst, cursing, alcohol consumption

word count: 11,820

a/n: this is for the bnharem flower server collab!!!! check out the masterlist here, its pretty dope as fuck!!!! also I know dat none yall know who he is because we sleep on class 1-b, but i worked so hard on this and I wrote it in a single day, and its 4 am rn and im exhausted so pretty please help a girl out and just read it ;-; I also tried out a new… voice??? idk how to even explain dis, but yes huzzah!!!! kaibara sen rights!!!!

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The world is a fantastic place.

And to my beautiful reader, know that this is a world where soulmates exist. A world where someone is created flawlessly for you is someone who holds you to the highest symbol, who carries you through the most significant highs and lowest lows without a whine or grievance. 

A soulmate is destined to be yours, but sadly they are hidden within the world. 

My dearest reader, you only have five chances to figure out who your soulmate is. Five reincarnations to figure out who the one who is meant for you. Lucky for most humans, soulmates are found within the first two reincarnation cycles but heed this warning.

At the end of you and your soulmates twenty-first year, you must find each other and fall in love. Should you fail to find and love your soulmate, you’re put into another reincarnation to try again. Each attempt is marked on your wrist, a Roman numeral to indicate whether you have succeeded or failed. You will carry the rest of that reincarnation unable to ever see your soulmate ever again, but when the tattoo changes colors, you know the person you love is the one for you.

Good luck, my dearest reader, this is a challenging journey, but I know that you will do well.

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I NOTICED IT IN THE MANGA TOO THE TINY PANEL WAS MY FAVORITE

Bruh our boi Shinsou has really beefed up :0

A/N: this is a nsfw collab done by writers on the discord server all because we were talking about sitting on people’s faces on day and these people were nice enough to go with it when I suggested that we do it as a collab. All of the posts are linked down below so do go read them all, they’re all absolutely wonderful^^

Description: You were a popular camgirl and when the streaming service came to you asking you to sit on the face of whoever won their charity gaming tournament as a pize, you had no clue who it would be and what to expect.

Characters included: Amajiki, Bakugou, Hawks, Midoriya, Monoma, Rappa, Kaminari, Sero, Shindou, Shinsou, Todoroki, Togata, Toshinori, Utsushimi 

You stared at the screen at the top of your bedside table. They were supposed to contact you 5 minutes ago and you still haven’t got the message you had been waiting for.

Sensing your own nerve building up, you sighed. Why did you let them convince you that sitting on a stranger’s face would be a good idea? You had bit of a following on the cam show platform but when the company itself came to you saying that they want your help with a charity, pitching the idea that the chance to have you sitting on their face would be the grand prize for whoever won in this charity gaming tournament, you really didn’t think that it would be much appeal. However, they did say that all proceeds from the sponsors would be donated to a charity you supported wholeheartedly, so you agreed.

Imagine the shook you experienced when the company called you after the sign up went live that the number of participants went over the expected amount.

Now you were alone in the hotel room that the company set up for you, waiting for whoever the winner was to arrive. You watched the live stream of the game, but seeing a string of letters that didn’t give out much information appear at the top of the ranking wasn’t much. The idea that you would get intimate with the person behind that username you saw was only starting to settle in.

You wondered what they would be like.

The sudden beep of your phone startled you, making you aware of how anxious, but also excited you were about this whole thing. 

Oh god, it really is happening.

“They are coming up to your room now.”

Who was the lucky winner who got to spend the night with you?

(links are being added as everyone’s post their fic^^)

Amajiki Tamaki

Hawks

Midoriya Izuku

Monoma Neito

Rappa

Sero Hanta

Shindou Yo

Shinsou Hitoshi

Todoroki Shouto

Togata Mirio

Toshinori Yagi

Utsuhimi Camie

Writer 4 6 7 8 9 and then 10 lmaoo

Types of Writers

Writer 1: The writer that never sleeps

Writer 2: The writer who sold their soul

Writer 3: The writer who kills everyone

Writer 4: The writer who doesn’t know what happens next

Writer 5: The writer who researches every tiny detail

Writer 6: The writer who forgets what they’re writing

Writer 7: The writer who never writes

Writer 8: The writer who edits as they write

Writer 9: The writer who disappears for 1.5 years

Writer 10: The writer who is never heard from again

So which one are you?

hahahahahahaha......tits

This incredibly colorful fluffy bird is called a white-browed tit-warbler (by Hiuying Tse). 

fierce, ambitious, loyal — just few of the many ways to describe the haikyuu boys. but have you ever wondered what they’re really like behind closed bedroom doors? what dark desires and dirty kinks are tangled between their sheets? welcome to a mini rollercoaster of smut, one that takes twists and turns into what really drives the haikyuu boys crazy.

warning: smut. Big Big series of smut (they’re aged up).

i. kozume kenma - a rude awakening

ii. nishinoya yu - say my name

iii. sugawara koushi - learning patience

iv. akaashi keiji - you look so pretty like that

v. bokuto koutarou - center of attention

vi. kuroo tetsurou - best seat in the house

vii. oikawa tooru - hit it until it breaks

viii. kageyama tobio - birdbox

ix. yamaguchi tadashi - sweeter than candy

x. iwaizumi hajime - under your spell

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taglist closed!

A popular request, I have written #38 for Todoroki Shouto!

Pairing: Todoroki Shouto x Reader (NSFW)

38: “Just a little longer, sweetheart.”

Warnings: Daddy Kink, Overstimulation

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He’s already human tho tf yall talking abt

My take on human Gang Orca

This man has been living in my head rent free for a week now

Xksmxoan as always click for better quality bc Tumblr hates me

Hi, I absolutely love your writing!!! \>o

>:0 this just made me overconfident. 

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