I ask this everyday 😔
Question about Hetalia countries and their day-to day lives
Okay, so it’s canon that countries get recognized and harassed by paparazzis, but I wonder if someone is angry about the current political situation and they see their country walking down the street, do they complain to them about it?
Will they come up and be like, “this place is terrible! Wtf are you doing!?” And if that happens, what does the country do? Just stand there and wait for them to shut up, agree, or do they argue that they can’t control it.
America facts hoping this leads to a world of fanfics that accurately portray the characters!
- As stated by Himaruya, he has a body of a highschool jock.
- He has a habit of sticking his nose into other people’s business which makes it difficult for him to make friends.
- He is also known for not being aware of how “the atmosphere” is when he is around others (which, at one point, he was told to read it), but it has been noted that it is not that he lacks the ability to “assess the situation”, he simply chooses not to.
- But, on multiple occasions it has been shown that, when calm or serious, America can become very logical, reading further into things than he usually would, and actually reading the atmosphere.
- His hobbies include quick-draw, archaeology, adventures, sports, [video]games, and making movies
- He has at least 238 weaknesses, one of those being Dora The Explorer
- He has a Mustang, a remodeled Caprice, a 1955 Thunderbird, and a DeLorean modeled after the car in the movie Back to the Future.
- he is jealous of all of the kids in his country that get presents from their fathers
- According to Prussia, America swims very quickly, like a shark.
- He was trained under Prussia for the Revolutionary War
and lastly,
Putting this on my reading list
Zweisamkeit Summary: Basch Zwingli’s life runs like clockwork—work at the bank, take care of his daughter. But when his past unexpectedly collides with his present, the arrival of an attractive Austrian throws everything into disarray. Maybe, just maybe, it just might offer him the chance to let go again. Content: Austria/Switzerland ⋆ Human AU, Austria & Switzerland are single parents, Fluff and Humor, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Grief/Mourning, Bonding over trauma, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better Characters: Liechtenstein, Kugelmugel, Germany, North Italy, Nyo!South Italy, Belgium, Netherlands, Male Hungary, lots of background characters Additional Tags: Established Germany/North Italy, Established Spain/Nyo!South Italy, lots of background pairings Status: Complete AO3 LINK
Somebody write this fanfic NOW
OKAY HEAR ME OUT - Puck bunny Austria and hockey player Prussia
Roderich, who usually prides himself on knowing who is on the local team and misses the biggest trade of the season
Gilbert who who finds out about the trade right before the deadline on social media and it’s all anyone seems to be talking about on his timeline
Alfred and Matthew, who have known Gilbert forever, feeling bad for him despite their excitement for Gilbert joining their team and taking him out one night once he’s settled in
Roderich, going out with Arthur to see a local band and hanging out by the bar while Arthur gets crushed in the pit
Alfred spotting Roderich and immediately running to find Arthur because he will get that man to say yes to a date if it’s the last god damn thing he does
Gilbert and Matthew getting separated in the crowd, so Gilbert slips off to the bar to get a drink and seeing Roderich for the first time and instantly falling for him before he even introduces himself
Roderich recognising the man standing next to him immediately and letting Gilbert buy him a drink without trying to be too obvious
Gilbert and Roderich spending the rest of the show together talking. Gilbert feeling like he has someone who actually listens and cares for the first time in a long time
Gilbert asking Roderich to go back to his hotel with him. They hook up and Roderich leaves in the middle of the night
Gilbert going to practice the next morning and finding Roderich taking to Matthew like he hung the stars and understanding what happened and who Roderich is which sets off a string of loathing and miscommunication
“Thank fuck I only have a year here, you’re making my life a living hell” -Gilbert Beilschmidt
Alfred being forced to ban Roderich from practices because Gilbert seems to be intent on getting into stupid fights with him, but can’t do anything about games when he shows up with Arthur (who is dating Alfred by this point)
Roderich trying to act like he’s not completely in love with Gilbert
Gilbert taking a bad hit in the last regular season game and Roderich waiting outside the locker room until the team doctor decides Gilbert can change and go up to the players box
Gilbert walking out of the locker room fully expecting to be alone, only to be wrapped up in Roderich’s arms
Gilbert being forced to watch the playoffs from the players box because he’s too injured to play, and Roderich sitting with him for every game
Gilbert explaining the game to Roderich because he realises while he knows a lot about the players, he knows almost nothing about the nuances of hockey
Roderich and Gilbert genuinely enjoying each others presence and falling into a routine when the team doctors clear Gilbert for play in the semifinals, where they lose
Roderich’s heart sinking when he realises this is the end of Gilbert being on the team and they’re likely never going to see each other again so he leaves before Gilbert hurts him again
Gilbert making the decision to stay on the team and looking for Roderich, and finding him nowhere. Practically begging Arthur to tell him where he went
Look what artifact I found!
I saw this and I had to do it
I have a headcannon that Russia and Austria genuinely get along and are actually good friends. Relations between the two have unfortunately dwindled in recent years, but they still remain friendly.
Throughout history, Austria and Russia had a surprising friendship, especially during the 1700's and 1800's.
My friend just sent me this lol
It's Hetalian Weirdo, back again, my last account (Hetalian Weirdo) got terminated 🥲.
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