I Needed A Mouthwashing + Hetalia Crossover

Look what artifact I found!

I think everyone should see this, whether you ship FrUk or not. It’s so true.

Personally, I really enjoy PruHun and all the little comic strips people make.

I feel like your FRUK is too wholesome I mean... they fight with each other all the time. I feel like realistically speaking their relationship wouldnt work out, let alone probably become abusive over time. I just don't understand how you could ignore all of that.

You must be new to the fandom so let me kindly break it down for you.

In a very dark time the world is in right now, we could use a little more love and something to lift our spirits. We all have our ways of coping, some of us have forms of escapism, and desires to escape. There is no real Utopia in this sick world.

In this case, my escape is FRUK. Sure, they fight. It's in canon and historically documented. But there had been times where they've been kind to one another, especially now a days, whether you're love FRUK or not, it's there. It can be said for any other ship really.

Yes, my FRUK is very watered down to what some may consider "too soft". And I personally like it that way, I have people that do too. I do things purely for my own enjoyment. Things have been this way for a very long time. My reason being is a bit personal, so I won't get into such matter.

You're gonna find content in this fandom that you won't like, you're gonna find some people you don't like. But there are bigger problems in this world going on right now that are of much greater importance.

So I ask you anon, and everyone else seeing this: what's something about Hetalia that you enjoy? What ships do you like? And does it make you happy?

Whatever you're going through now, know that things will get better. And I send my deepest condolences to you, we all love you.

Electric Chair!Germany is truly beautiful 🤩

Oh no Germany

So I searched up Prussia for the fun of it and this showed up

Why is Hetalia there 😭

I think the best part is the fact that it doesn't work for anyone else, I tried searching up Germany, Italy, Austria, etc. and Prussia's the only one where the character shows up

AAAAAAH, I really wish this game was continue, also does anyone know a way I can play it

Summary of what was planned for HetaOni

Semi-active on Tumblr these days, but this seriously brought me back to type up a frenzy since I don't think this was on anyone's 2025 bingo card...but after 15 years since the discontinuation of HetaOni, we actually got words from Kyokoon64, who said that on 2014, she spoke to the creator of HetaOni, Tomoyoshi, on what was planned for HetaOni Part 17-20, along with the rough plan of the "ending" for the series. The video is here on Twitch and the talk starts from 2:30:00 onwards.

Disclaimer: This is a rough summary of what I heard from the video. I'm going to listen to the talk about it one more time and polish the summary up when i have the chance.

Also, it seems Tomoyoshi was fine with whatever ending the fans made up and whether you accept her rough idea of her ending or not. All endings of HetaOni are valid.

Well then...shall we?

Just a heads up, Tomoyoshi just planned things as it came along, not really having an outline of what she planned, so...

What was supposed to happen after Part 17-1?

Italy is actually in a perfect dream with HRE, but Italy doesn't want to be part of a dream where everything is alright when everyone in the real world is suffering, so he wants to leave.

Russia and China are in the annexe, where China feels a draft in the wall (which leads to the deeper rundown part of the mansion from the original Ao Oni games) and he also hears Russia talking to someone on the phone. Still don't know what's up with that (revealed in ending plan).

When two head back to the safe room, China is extra quiet upon his return, just when Italy wakes up after rejecting the dream and tells everyone around him what happened

Meanwhile, in timeline 2, Romano calls Spain a dumbass for telling England everything, but things happen where that timeline's England runs into our!Italy, our!Germany and our!America in the piano room and the whole putting a shield on them and sending them back to their timeline happens, but he also sends Spamano back to their timeline too and also gives them some things to hold onto when they leave.

Something like a magically sealed item that holds most, if not all, of England's magic, but it would still be difficult to just regain all his magic and cure his blindness so easily.

And also there's a bloody envelope given to Romano a bloody envelope but don't open it yet (need to double check)

Turns out both America and Canada can do magic since they were once under England, and together with Japan, who can perform seals and use talismans, help to break the seal on the item with England's magic inside

Seal is broken and England regains a bit of his eyesight, but America celebrates anyway

Meeting happens and the nations talk about finding the key to do front door to escape. Romano is quiet

Romano talks to Italy and dramatic things happen because of the envelope

Romano read the stuff in the envelope it seems, and it's a letter from an England who also got blinded, but still able to see a tiny bit to write this out (double check). Emotional message to America, and the letter ends with England admitting that America was his hero and he's glad to have raised him.

Oh and uuuuuuuuuh...the envelope also has the key to go out, but they can't leave yet (like they have to break the clocks…and more insidious to uncover).

That's what I got from the talk. I'll try and polish this up! But the "ending" for series is clear, and this is what Tomo really wanted to happen...

So what's the ending?

First of all, it turns out Tomoyoshi made RomaHeta as well? Don't know if anyone remembers it, but basically another HetaGame where everyone's sucked into a game made by Japan but a virus trapped the nations inside it. It was popular because of Italy and Romano became badass priests for the boss fight.

Now brace yourselves, my dears. Because it turns out...

This timeline was meant to fail! ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

Also, it turned out Spain and Romano came to the mansion in previous timelines too, but hey this is the furthest they got (don't ask how Italy and Romano don't remember).

But the biggest plot twist of all is this!

HetaOni is actually a sequel to RomaHeta!

Everyone in HetaOni is just still trapped in the game and the previous timelines are just save files!

Also the Things are just amalgamations of various viruses, while HRE is an antivirus that is trying to save Italy (you know that explains why he just appeared in RomaHeta for that one second when Italy went berserk with magic...)

And Prussia getting the intrusive thoughts of CONGRATULATIONS in the game was because he's literally hearing the victory music cheer thing you get after you defeat a boss in an RPG.

Also, fun fact but not very clear? Not all of the nations are inside the game. The ones that are in the game in their place are actually AIs who are just repeating the original nation's speech patterns and actions based on the previous save files (not sure what Kyo meant by sometimes or other times it's the nations or AIs).

The phone calls Russia kept getting are actually from the mods.

Now the planned ending is that the nations got to the root of the program and after finding it, but they could get out. However, Italy realised something (?), and in the end just sets everyone free, but he got the Aqua from KH: BBS treatment and had his soul lost in the void while everyone else returned to the real world.

Thus this is the ending that was meant to make way for Part 3 of the series of the fangames. First RomaHeta, then HetaOni, then...whatever supposed to happen afterwards.

The end

And that's that! Just a reminder tho that Kyo said Tomoyoshi doesn't mind if no one accepts the ending. I just thought to share it by typing out the summary and ending from the stream. Heck, Tomoyoshi thinks no one will believe Kyo anyway. All endings everyone else made is just as valid, and sharing this is for those who cherished HetaOni from a long time ago and can now rest from learning what was meant to happen.

That's all.

Germany my beloved dork ❤️

god i was reading through some of the world stars chapters just so i could get screenshots of him and😭😭😭😭oh my god i actually love him so much words actually cant describe it ive been gushing over him to my friends all day

I like this. I love deep diving into how my country in Hetalia connects to the actual country. I struggle with hating this nation and the fear of living in it. I imagine APH America loving DC but also loving everything else. He appreciated the back country and the small towns and farms. But he also appreciates the big cities and everything that comes with it. I imagine that he takes time to look at graffiti in back alleyways. He takes time to drive to the smallest towns in the country. He loves the Appalachian Mountains, and he loves NYC.

As someone from DC, much of the Hetalia fandom lacks the nuances of growing up in such a place; especially in regards to the character of America/Alfred. America/Alfred would have a secret service detail, many of the events he would go to would be high security events, he would probably LIVE IN DC or in the area, he would give tributes at US leader’s funerals and would be in the front row alongside the family and presidents, BE WOULD HAVE A MEMORIAL LIBRARY AT THE VERY LEAST, he would adore DC sports teams and would probably want to meet Jaiden Daniels irl, at the Easter egg roll he would dress up as the Easter bunny and run around with the kids on the White House lawn, AND HE WOULD HAVE A COLLECTION OF PICTURES WITH THE PRESIDENTS. That man would live and breathe DC and I STAND BY MY TRUTH!

Hetalia Musical News!

On April 11, the official Twitter account for the Hetalia Musicals (HetaMyu) announced that the two last musicals, ~The World is Wonderful~ and ~The Fantastic World~, will be livestreamed for free on YouTube soon in commemoration of the new musical, ~A Tender World~.

In the tweet (which can be viewed here), they link their official site, which contains more specific information:

The livestreams will be available for free for only 24 hours after the streams are over.

The ~The World is Wonderful~ livestream will take place on Saturday, April 19th and is scheduled to start at 7 p.m. Japan time (10 a.m. UTC). The link to the stream is here.

The ~The Fantastic World~ livestream will take place on Saturday, May 17th and is scheduled to start at 7 p.m. Japan time (10 a.m. UTC). The link to the stream is here.

~A Tender World~ will open on June 09, 2025.

I need more Hetalia + Arrested Development

annyong.

fabulous, I love it. Tysm!

I’d love to see her in a Mexican-American War uniform, if you don’t mind

((There were a LOT of different uniforms at the time but she was an officer + some sketches))